bigbadwolf

"Still waiting here people, how quick people are to criticise but i see noone with the courage of their convictions to think they can do better." Do me a favour and put a sock in it will you Mockney. I couldn't care less about the drawing room for the simple reason being that it's boring and no fun at all, for me that is. I'm sticking to the lounge.

"BBW, shut up. That was a horrible post. --------------------------------------- hear hear!! BBW funny but wrong." No Iain. As usual Moos was right to tell me off. It was a slipshod post and she was right to pull me up on it. Annaj and RosieH usually take over if Moos isn't keeping an eye on me. I'll probably do it again though.

Splendid.

Sorry Moos. It'll never happen again. Well, until your backs turned anyway.

"Tony why are you so pissed off with the world? I get the feeling you haven't had sex for a while." Oh don't worry about whether or not Tony's getting his dick wet Iain. He's got an entire menagerie of live in lady friends of different hues to keep him entertained. Haven't you Tony you dirty old scrote you.

Into the about section most probably, with all the other echoes of dissent.

"Mostly flat and damp with a few unimpressive peaks in the middle. Oh wait no, that?s their batting line up." See, what did I tell you. I knew that was coming. This feral Dutchman obviously has no standards. Well.....actually I suppose he does.....living in britain among his former colonial masters.

I used to watch this when I was very small. It's a shame I never noticed the smutty inuendo and suggestion. Some one give the scriptwriter an award. They obviously read the almighty Viz. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/137112/

I do. Sometimes they're so sensual and satisfying that I wish I could do it all over again. The same goes for some really cabbagey farts.

"BBW: Ray Winstone is in my opinion a fine actor. DM: He is such a fabulous actor (swoon). He has fists the size of cauliflowers you know... BBW: I was perched on the scaffolding ... DM: I am ... a 64 year old retired builder from Penge QED" That is most certainly not proof that me and dulwichmum are the same person. Besides, she claims to be a brickie where as I'm a beautician and hairdresser. I'm much further up the food chain than a mere tradesman/woman. Really, the cheek of it!

"She fancies Ray like you do BBW" Far be it for me to say whether or not the woman behind the character dulwichmum enjoys looking at the ruff around the edges of Ray Winstones physique. I confess to not sharing these admirations of a man who constantly apologises/bangs on about being a diamond in the dirt.

"Dya know wolfy I hope there is a dire band called the smiley faces out there with the worst track.Because finding it and dedicating it to you on my first show would be a good gag,I doubt if i am that lucky though. hehe" You never know Iain. I couldn't find a band that go by the desired name but I did the decent thing and found a song of the correct title. Enjoy.

"BBW, are you DulwichMum in disguise?" Are you taking the piss?

Don't do that either. I have enough trouble reprimanding the character Tony.London Suburbs for his shameless use of emoticons. I suppose one of the benefits of an east Dulwich radio station is that I wouldn't have to put up with the smiley faces.

Funky people? Iain. You've flagged some interesting proposals and at the end of the day, who am I to judge seeing as I have no experience in the experiment you're proposing but can you please refrain from using the word 'funky' to describe some of the people you see wandering about Lordship Lane or falling out of the Bishop.

"all it takes is a good idea and a can do attitude!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKyw_pVAM

This was done on the Sydenham forum and it was an immense success in it's opening week but people got frustrated at not being able to get the opinion/cheap shots across and it was eventually abandoned.

Ray Winstone is in my opinion a fine actor. He may stick to the usual east end hoodlum but he does it well so who am I to complain eh. He was undeniably good in Sexy Beast and Henry The VIII. It was suggested that Mr Winstone may be a viable choice to take on the role of 007 by another established forum member but I see this as a foolish notion. Ray Winstone's Bond would, without a doubt, eventually nick the Aston and flog it for parts. I sort of agree with you about the betting industry but people will gamble on just about anything from whether Ray Winstone's Bond would rummage around in his victims mouths for gold teeth or if he'd headbutt M for confining him his mock Tudor home in Essex for insubordination. People will gamble, encouraged or not by glossy ads portraying the life of a gambler as that of a glamorous secret agent.

I'm merely an English w_nker.

You may be right there B. I never read the cricket threads as I'm not really interested in the sport. However, listening to cricket commentary on the radio can be very funny. I have fond memories of sitting in the kitchen with my dad listening to the eccentric ramblings of cricket commentators and during the summer holidays it was a regular fixture in my routine. You're still a colonial though.

I'm expecting Brendan the colonial to come sauntering along at any moment now with some sort of jibe against the English team.

Have you seen his new Whip on facebook. Mikes pushing a raw new set of wheels, a VW Golf if memory serves.

Do you care to join them *Bob* or are you scared that Iain's 'hugs' might be a bit slobbery.

My turn to ask. Can we have an east Dulwich version of The Railway Children or Swallows and Amazons next please Ted. Can your next installment, regardless of the title, have just a little bit of sex in it please.

That was astonishingly good Ted. Well done.