bigbadwolf

I suspect that there's some sort of hidden message there Brendan but I'm afraid I don't have my Enigma machine to hand. I'll out you eventually, somehow.

????: "Easy come, easy go" or "A fellow and his money are easily parted" Keef: "The wandering Minstrel"

I'm with Ladygooner on this as if I remember correctly MM did come up with the name 'drawing room'.

I knew that David, I was just testing you.

"I've been told (by the Southwark exterminators) that mice can get through a hole the size of a pencil." That maybe a little too tight for a mouse (depends on it's age though) but a few nights ago I saw a mouse scurry down the gap in the pipes behing my bathroom sink and I was amazed that it could pass through the gap with such ease. I do on the other hand doubt that your mouse has entered your property via the plug hole in your bath. You've probably just left the door open and it's slipped in.

Where has *Bob* disappeared to?

Legalbeagle is right in that if you have savings in excess of ?16,000 then you wont be entitled to any assistance. I've been told that if you declare that you have a mortgage then they'll carry out more indepth background checks on you compared to someone that rents.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > snoozequeen1 in reply, i do also have demented > mice addicted to the poison. They come they go . > They go they come . On and off for years . Tried > everything, a number of times . Reckon ive one > with a fat behind . Leaves a glistening trail > behind it . Unless its a rat . But far too clever > to leave any droppings . Just lock all edibles, > cat food, dog food, away . Veni, vidi, visi.

Q: Who is 'the chair'. A: n/a

I still let Sean moderate it though but only because he begged me, on his hands and knees. I took pity and humbled him.

Oh O.K...it's me. Before you all start accusing me of lieing I was contacted months ago concerning the forums refurbishment and I was happy to accept the position.

It's obviously Sean.

Some regulars start attaching 'kooky' taglines to each post in order to make them seem slightly subversive or abstract. Sean duly follows suit.

I would love to Ted but I'm afraid I'm not allowed to post threads.

Oh well that's just lovely isn't it. Once again I'm being singled out as a scapegoat for the slaughter and for what? Oh and what's this form you've tarred me with Mick?

So it's you then Sean. Typical.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh and BBW, thank you kindly - hope you don't mind > that I deflected the kiss to land on my cheek > (left upper, as Dud would say). Only one person > is allowed to kiss the back of my neck, and you > are not he. Not at all Moos...not at all. I suppose it serves as a thoughtful instruction for me to keep my affection for you at a purely professional level. Give your 'significant other' a kiss from me so he doesn't feel left out.

Well done PR. Who exactly is 'the chair'?

Good show Jah, I knew I could count on you. I don't think I'd go as far as smuggling class A drugs as I'd probably get carried away and find myself banged up in some Venezuelan prison where my arsehole would be routinely butchered by all the prison guards. I prefer interesting stuff such as exotic weapons. I heard a story once about my dad who in the mid 80's overloaded a 4x4 to such an extent that the front wheels struggled to maintain contact with the road since the back seats were stacked up with stella and plonk.

Give 'Bad Newz' kennel club a ring. They should be able to accomodate your pooch.

This is another topic that I feel deserves some serious discussion. Ever since I was young I've been spellbound by things that I'm not allowed to have, be it a box of matches or a nuclear weapon. When I was young my parents would save up for us to go on holiday and on some occasions we were lucky enough to go abroad, usually on the continent. These excersions would expose me to utopia of contraband and I would try my hardest to engage in my favourite hobby; Smuggling Smuggling is entrenched in our history as a nation whether it's the finest french brandy or the latest rude playing cards drifting their merry way past the divs at her majesties customs and excise. Anyway, During my youth and to this day I've upheld the tradition of smuggling. I've brought back everything from flick knives to the most potent Cannabis seeds imaginable. It got so bad that my parents would often search my luggage before we made our way back home. I once tried to import a beanbag gun/riot control device but it was intercepted and I was royally f.cked over by the customs men. What have you lot sneaked into the country. (Moved to the Lounge as it is not a current affair or topic relevant for the Drawing Room - The Administrator)

Thanks for the tip Dave, I'll look into it. You're right however that what I have done (and still do) is illegal but I'm afraid that I'm a nefarious little shit when it comes to things like that. It's always returned though, mostly.

Q: Whats the most amount of money/small change Tony.London Suburbs has made busking on the underground. A: F.ck all except for that time he found a white fiver stuffed down the side of a seat. He was scavenging for change when he made the discovery.

Happy birthday Moos. I've taken the liberty of blowing you a kiss. It's currently floating it's way from Forest hill to Peckham and you should feel it landing on the back of your neck any second now.xx

Following the recent media earthquake concerning politicians fiddling with tax payers money for their own benefit I thought it would be interesting, not to mention relevent, to ask you lot if you've ever claimed for stuff you shouldn't have. I personally haven't ever really had an expenses account but I have hired out machinerey and tools that I don't own to builders and friends over the weekend without the owners consent. I've made a tidy sum carrying out this blatant abuse of my position. Over to you. (Moved to the Lounge as it is not a current affair or topic relevant for the Drawing Room - The Administrator)