bigbadwolf

This is just bloody outragous! I pop out to the pub and when I get back I'm being attacked on all fronts. Kel has mercilessly rejected my honourable advances, Mick Mac and Quids are ganging up on me, Legal has got everyone making fun of me (insinuating that I'm a shandy drinker of all things) and now Moos is swearing at me along with Brendan. Is an Englishman not safe in his glass house any more?

Are you trying to suggest that my subconcious is trying to engage me in some sort of torrid bumfoolery with our favourite turf accountant Quids. I bet you're just jealous aren't you Quids, since I'll be on the recieving end of Mick Mac's biggest tip ever.

Oh Kel...why do you spurn my advances in such a public method of heartbreak. When will you finally lower your hair so I can scale the tower and claim you as my prize. I wait upon your reply so I can make haste for fair Verona.

Oh well this is just perfect isn't it! I try and defend the honour of my home town from the Scouse Solicitor and you lot jump on the backstabbing bandwagon and make fun of me in my absence. Even the bloody Irish are having a pop! Is there any justice? Not fcuking likely!

Rob da bank reminds me of Neil from the Young One's.

Hippies! Tough it out you bunch of cry babies. Calendula is far more Macho.

Oh well that's just typical of your lot, using a shabby guerrilla tactic to throw me off my game. Your ancestors would be proud of you. You win this one Brendan..you win this one..but like Kitchener, I'll be back!

Probably something rude and derogatory in Afrikaans or whatever pig latin you feral Dutchmen use to communicate.

Brendan Can you please not use those stupid yellow face's to assist you in getting your point across as it's very embarrassing and I don't want to let my opinion of you as a backstabbing colonial to get any lower than it already is. Thanks.

Fantasizing about me again eh Kel...can't say I blame ya.xx

Mick can you please make up your mind as to where you're going to post regarding the Golf because at some point today I'm going to want to start making fun of you or Quids and I don't want to be tripped up by your indecisiveness. Make your mind up please.

Keef, get a grip...it's only a television programme. However, I'm sure even Annaj would jeopardize the sanctity of her Hypocratic oath to join me in a laugh if we heard that Germaine Greer had come a croppa up against a set of sheep farmers bullbars or Jason Donovan had been savaged crocodile in the outback. Personally I don't think anyone would give a XXXX if either of them pegged it

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- Do you think my stuff > is just too crap to bother fieving? Not at all Legal, I'm just a bit wary of the mousetraps under every pound note in your house.

O.K Daizie I that was good, my sides 'throbbed' with laughter.

You left out 'fieving', but I suspect that was deliberate.

Of course.

Yeah, Cumberlands can be a right mouth full eh Daizie.

Here here Mic Mack. It's pathetic isn't it. What I can't stand apart from emocions or whatever they're called is when people do this: *something descriptive of a physical action that relates to the post* Far too easy if you ask me. Edited 101 time(s). Last edit was today, 10.37am by Louisiana.

LegalEagle-ish Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Very funny Brendan, i know Birkenhead isn't > exactly Joburg, but it's way harder than London, > so there. I'm no tellytubby thank you very much! Ah Merseyside, the county home to the comical haircut and and British socialist party. A place where pick pocketing is covered by the national curriculum and where the poverty line is drawn so high that hand-me-down clothing soon become hand-me-backs. Seriously though... The city of Liverpool could've taught the coalition on terror a vital lesson in the run up to the war in Iraq. In 2003 Liverpool was named European city of culture for 2008. If the British and Americans wanted a water tight reason for going to war with Iraq they should've approached E.U ministers for culture because if they can find any traces of culture in Liverpool then finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq should be a piece of p1ss. Take care scallies.

Well to be honest Brendan us Londoner's like to indulge our provincial bretherin now and again. Still, it isn't the done thing to remind them that without the Capital they wouldn't have a leg to stand on. You know how it is.

Where was Dennis Wise red and did he release the tortoise in the end?

That still doesn't tell me where you were when the Blue Peter garden was vandalized Davey.

Are you trying to tell us that you use a butt plug Hal or do you just do her up the marmite motorway?

Where were you all when the Blue Peter garden was vandalized?

Really. Tell me Hal, how do you like your worm holes... Do you like them hairy and derelict like you'd probably find on a female Klingon warrior or do you prefer I nicely trimmed worm hole like you'd find on a Vulcan science officer of the fairer sex? We wont judge you Hal...well...not to your face.