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PetuniaButtons Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- *sniffs* This particular quote reminds me of someone.

PetuniaButtons Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > New curtains??well, you've got a nerve, young > man. Young Man? I'll have you know I commanded the Gloucesters in Korea!

You're not the only one who thought/thinks that Jeremy. Or perhaps an old or miffed poster who's wearing a different mask.

He's right, I wouldn't mess with her. http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/07/greer_narrowweb__300x310,0.jpg

PetuniaButtons Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wouldn't know about that Mr Wolf. I only > popped on here for a minute to rest me eyes from > fulltiltpoker. No no Petunia, stick around. The Darjeeling is to die for and we could do with some new curtains if you're up for it.

Bensons? I can only guess as to what that Cockney ryhmes with.

So in that case I suppose you'll just have to make do with the ironing eh Quids. Still, you can always treat yourself to half a stout and a re-run of the Sweeney.

Moos, underline Petunia as a possible candidate will you. I'd say we should give her a probationary period of about one week to see if she conforms to our standards, dress code and dislikes everybody the group backstabs.

Andystar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi folks.. > > I bumped into extremely rude mother again today. I > was waiting for the 185 at victoria at abt 18:00, > I was listening to my ipod & my eyes wandered, > suddenly, our eyes locked. I didn't recognise her > at first, but then the full horror of the > situation dawned on me as i recognised her. I > turned away & prayed that the bus would come. > After an eternity, it arrived. i was actually in > front of her & somehow, she managed to push her > way ( using her pushchair ) past me onto the bus & > even took out a poor guys ankles, then made him > carry the pushchair onto the bus. > > I hid upstairs & even got off on the stop after > the plough to avoid her. Has anyone else had the > misfortune of dealing with her? I reckon Andy's feeling left out and neglected.

Yes, I agree Moos. I think the clique is going to get on with Petunia just swell. Isn't that right gang?

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You don't know what TMS is? My dear Ann, it is the > epitome of British Summers. > > It is simply, the commentary of cricket (currently > the Ashes) on Radio 4 Longwave - or Test Match > Special. > > But it is far more complex than that. It has such > lyrical luminaries as Aggers, Blowers and, err, > Boycott. But let's gloss over the latter. > > Talk is often not even of a cricket nature - and > this is regularly the best bit as they ruminate on > subjects as diverse as pigeons or cake - but it's > vividly descriptive tales of bygone matches and > cricketing personalities make it unmissable should > one be at leisure during any England cricketing > exploits. Tune in tomorrow as we decimate the > Orignial POM's batting line up. > > Larks. David, I don't mean to come across as rude or even worse, working class...but when you wrote that post were you sitting on the edge of the village green drinking a warm pint of Hook Nortons whilst wearing a straw boater or have you just dressed up as Bertie Wooster...again. Sorry, I just had to ask. I'll get back in my box now.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Larks. "The bowler's Holding.....the batsman's Willey." Ho ho ho.

Anneka

I suppose you could just invite Orville the Duck, at least he's got some credible back up. http://www.moonhead.co.uk/STOCK/images/keith-orville.jpg

Maurice I think you should appreciate the service Woof has done you. Think about it, you invite your guests round for a candle lit supper and for some after dinner speaking you invite Tony/Onslow round to do the honours. The conversation will flow at a polite pace with no signs of socialism until one of your more monied guests takes exception to Tony's opinion of plebbs being entitled to free housing on behalf of the state. Naturally Tony will reposte with tales of his opinions being well recieved at the Princes trust charity ball whereby many staunch Tories were brought to tears whilst he recounts his mate Anthony's strife at getting on the housing list. Obviously you'd be compelled to side with your influential friends to save your seat at the Rotary club but beware of Tony's skill at confusing others with upside down logic never ending queue of mates up and down the country waiting by their phone eager to back him up. After about 6-12 hours of restless debate you'll find your guests have lost their grip on sanity, retired to the drawing room, found your old Lugar and shot themselves through the head.....or just left in tears. By Monday you'll be jobless, with no friends and on the housing list without a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.

Slumming it eh Daizie. Or were you buying drugs? You can be honest with me.

Ooooooo.....now that was a low blow Quids. You wouldn't last 5 seconds on the hill, too little oxygen for you lowland shirtlifters.

She looks like she's indulging his inspections as well. I bet you're just jealous aren't you MM.....I mean I bet you didn't come across a pair of homing beacons like that in the Submarine corps did you.

Oh come on MM you can't blame him. He's only sizing up the troops.

Dear Father - Madonna

Behave you lot. You east Dulwich lot aren't brave enough to go to Deptford since you're all a great big bunch of fraidy cats.

Going under - Evanescence

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