bigbadwolf

Yeah Woof was firing on all cylinders yesterday. He shot me down in flames with a gem on the Novels thread that induced a good belly laugh.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf wrote:- I have been subjected to a > dose of CS and a baton to the back of the knee for > being a complete twit in the face of the law. > > > What precisely did you do wolfcub to deserve it? > or are you too ashamed to tell.....full of guilt > huh > > > > It has to be something super humdinger haymaker > twittish, to deserve such punishment in my > opinion, like selling newspapers, or going to work > as a Brazilian electrician, or if your other name > is Blair Peach. > > Was it as super twittish as those little > incidents? It was because me and some friends took one of my mates little brothers who'd just turned 18 for his first legal skinful in Lewisham. We stopped off in the Coach and Horses where he left his passport on the table. Some little traveller kid nicked the passport off the table and made for the door. We grabbed the little git on the pavement and start going through his pockets. Guess who pulls up in a car with it's Irish number plate hanging by one screw, the whole clan. Fight ensues, Police called, much cocaine his been snorted, chests puffed out, mass brawl, arrest resisted, gas in the face baton to the knee. Conclusion. I deserved everything I got and looked even stupider for all my efforts and couldn't walk properly for a week. My advice is to stand still and co-operate.

Loose women = Kebab dressed as Mutton. Top Gear = Father dressed as Son.

I've never been subjected to 'kettling' but I have been subjected to a dose of CS and a baton to the back of the knee for being a complete twit in the face of the law. I thoroughly deserved it.....and went down like a sack of spuds.

Ha ha ha Woof that was good.

What next Tony...Pol Pot christmas cards or world despot day?

Fair enough Tony. This thread will be discussed long in to next month. Sherwick, Sean, David Carnell, Atila, Tony...on your marks...get set...provoke. It's nothing personal Tony but you do insist on initiating threads that tend to grag on and cause a lot of resentment.

This thread will still be discussed long into next month. Sherwick, Sean, David Carnell, Atila, Tony...on your marks...get set...rant.

Still perusing the contents labels on shampoo bottles Woof or have you graduated to the more weighty manuscripts of shopping receipts.

I knew it. Are you gonna have that DM or are you gonna set the hounds on this little upstart?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > To be honest they might as well dispense with the > formalities, wheel-on an enormous phallus at the > start of the show for them to intermittently gawp > at, and then spend the next hour drinking sweet > white wine and flicking through 'Heat' whilst they > get their hair done. Whilst smoking 40 Rothmans.

Subnormally educated Panto rejects with an axe to grind.

For god sake *Bob* how could you leave out Foot Licker or Sport and Sucker and not to mention BJsports. Can you please try a bit harder in future. Thanks.

When Woof says "Lets hope he hasn't been canning the chang then ...eh" I think he's saying that he hopes that when he goes for his haircut Mr Clarke hasn't been using any other 'Herbal essences' other than shampoo.

Wouldn't you like to know.

Kel that was like an arrow through my heart.....I promise I'll shave next time.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *sighs* Hello Kel, my physique having the same scandalous effect on you as well?

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stares at Mr Wolf, wide eyed in disbelief ... > > *faints* Well I have been working out recently so that sort of reaction should be expected.....or have I left my flies undone again. I do apologise for mine and Michaels licentious behaviour in your presence DM but he started it.

Hello Marmora Man. I personally don't have a problem with all the new novels coming out at the moment except for some of the ghastly and shiny covers but concerning the reading matter I suppose I have a greater and more vivid imagination than others. Anyway, you can call me boring but recently I've started reading more text books and journals on my favourite subjects of History, Politics and Geography because I'm often amazed at how much I've forgotton of my education through GCSE's and A-Levels. If you share my thirst for facts as well as practical theory with a dash of colour I strongly suggest you get yourself on the National Geographic mailing list as. I've been reading them religously for years now and I'm never disappointed. The articles are accompanied by some award winning photography. Check it out.

It's a bit early in the day for S&M isn't it? Michael, put away that filthy publication and go and sit in a cold bucket of water!

Shocking.

I'm afraid that the last time I paid a visit to this establishment (which admitedly was several years ago) it was full of David Peckhams and Nike Pikey's wearing Ben Sherman and Reebok classics and everybody was kung fu fighting.

Tell us about a film you've seen recently Daizie that has made an impression on you.....a sensible answer though as we don't want to upset some of the luvvies now do we.

Bloody hell Mockney that's certainly a blast from the past, good film though.

Back where you started?