bigbadwolf

No.......a message saying that you've also got a box of matches that will be coming into contact with the accelerant if you don't get your act together and treat people that have helped you with the respect they deserve........I'll admit though that BBQing them is a bit extreme.

Or a dogshit or maybe a firework but petrol really gets the message across.

Jesus wept Declan, show some restraint man! Do you honestly think Daizie is going to start parading her 'particulars' for all and sundry to see. Good god man, soon you'll be asking to see pictures of Sean wiping his arse!

That's Louisa for you Andy.

No Kel. You'll be wearing the lace bustier and chainmail tights. Here's your present.....they're edible knickers. Pop them on whilst I go and get changed into my Darth Vader outfit. Have you ever slept with someone from the darkside.....No.....well you'll be feeling the force tonight my love.xxx

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh what incident was that then Sandperson? The incident, I remember it like it was yesterday. It was a warm balmy evening and the beer and laughter were flowing freely, never have I seen so many strangers so comfortable in each others company. The whole gang was there, Marmora man was telling us about how some sea weed once got caught in the submarines propeller and that he had to take a really deep breath to swim out and dislodge it. HonaloochieB was talking about his favourite band, the name escapes me but the hat he was wearing that night will stay with me for the rest of my life. Louisa was ranting away as usual whilst Tony nodded his head in silent agreement. Jah Lush was standing in the corner with a sign hanging round his neck saying that he'd sing for beer. I was making fun of the Irish but all in all everything was going smoothly Then it happened. Nobody had heard where the screaming had come from but the source of the distress was certainly very close. We heard it again and this time we rushed to the toilets. Now I don't know how he did it but somehow Mikecg had got his foreskin caught in his flies and was in agony. Frances was sent to fetch some ice for the clumsy patient. Whilst Frances soothed Mikes foreskin (which with all the pulling and zipping had become a fiveskin) old Mickles was becoming rather aroused. With his little chap in the position it was this wasn't a good outcome but his most prized possession was still growing in stature. Finally it couldn't take anymore and his dick exploded under the pressure covering Frances in Mike manhood. She's never been seen since.

I hope you've still got that lace bustier and chainmail tights Kel because we're going to be doing some roleplay tonight my dear...and yes...I've still got my Hockey mask.xxx

Ian Rankin lives in Edinburgh but the Kingdom PGC is refering to is Fife.

Jim Bowen

I'm sorry everyone but me and Kel are going to celebrate her 27th in a very private fashion. There will be plenty of fancy dress as well..................she just doesn't know that yet.

Thats exactly the type of treacherous tone I'd expect from a daily mail reader Sherwick, Mosely would be proud.

Can't you two just settle this by having a dual, pistols or swords?

I saw The Reader with Kate Winslet and she certainly deserved her Oscar for it. Oh and just in case you were wondering lads...yes...she 'gets em out' but sadly they're not as firm as they were in Titanic.

Daizie stop kneeing me in the bloody head..............this 'arrangement' is meant to sort us both out.

I see................so where did he put the chopsticks exactly?

Did your new costume come with a massage table Daizie?

1 2 skip a few 99 100.

Don't listen to these pin heads parpster, just follow the crows.

How dare you tar Ted with magic FM's brush. Ted listen's to radio 4 and Kiss FM.................when no ones looking.

Stroking him?

No Daizie, I drink in the Crapitol.

Now Keef lives in a tent in Wells park and has to busk for breadcrumbs outside Sydenham train station.

I'd never live in any part of Dulwich because everybody would laugh at the holes in my shoes. Forest hill is where it's all about.

Oh and TLS has got crabs.

That's nothing. William Rose and the forum told me that all the Rye lane butchers are infected with the Ebola virus.