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Plenty of really fit women to stare at as well. Has anyone else noticed that the well known female presenter looks like one of the Viz's fat slags.

Yeah and I bet HNHY's place is decked out in chrome and red leather, not a whicker basket in sight!

Not as annoying as people who send you voicemail that means you have to pay to open the message! Some people can be so inconsiderate.

HonaloochieB used to belong to me. I kept him on the end of a piece of string and fed him toffee. Then one day Moos and RosieH came round for a drink and slipped me date rape drugs. I don't know what happened after that but when I woke up I was wearing a Girls aloud t-shirt and there was a wooden spoon hanging out of my arse. They'd also stolen my pet Hooch.

For the liberals amongst us who would prefer a softer approach from the MET.

It's quite easy to understand once you connect all the dots.

Last year I got sprayed with C.S gas outside the Coach and Horses pub in Lewisham by the old bill and it was incredibly painful. Looking back I suppose I deserved it.

I once tried to buy a bean bag gun from an internet site in Holland but it was seized by Customs and Exise and they subjected me to a severe arse fcuking as well for trying to import a prohibited weapon. It was on sale for 20 euro's and seemed like a bargain. I got my crossbow for ?40 from a firm in Yorkshire who were having a clearance sale. Still got it and it can go through a car door at ten paces.

My missus says they sell delicious condoms..............mmmmmmmmmm, Garlic.

HonaloochieB once made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

The base and offensive content of this thread is exactly the sort of thing that's taking this forum to hell in a handcart and driving popular forumites away for good. You should all be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves for defiling the image of Sarah Beeny to such pornographic levels, some of you have children for Christ's sake! Is this the sort of image you want to paint of yourselves to your progeny? Out right filth the lot of it You should all be disgusted with yourselves! Brendan, how would you like it if I described myself skull fcuking a member of your family? ????, would you be happy for me to spread rumours that pushed my barrow and tipped my cement up your missus's back alley? You should all have your ears boxed!!!

Yes Tony, quite right. I should know as I'm actively involved in transforming the U.K's skyline.

I can understand where flapjackdavey's coming. I think only small children should be allowed to use the pavement but when you see adults doing it they come across as a bit pathetic and a great big fraidy cat as well.

That was O.K Brum but personally I think it could have done with a little bit more work. Go and sit at the back with Michael. You could have used 'Away game ends in defeat'.

School days - Chuck Berry

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Sex Change Boffin in Mercy Dash to Diana" Jesus wept Michael that was shockingly awful. I'll let you off this time but for Christ's sake man show some more effort in future.

I think you (and me) seem to have got the wrong end of the stick. The 'Luisa' I'm talking about (Louisa) doesn't sign off with praise for Il Mirto but stamps her name at the bottom of her rant. Much like you did in the post that attracted my attention and led me to suspect that our little firebrand was trying to pass herself off as a continental johnny foreigner. Ciao for now.

Yeah, I was about to have a shot at his spelling but then it clicked. Thats very clever Ted, good stuff.

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Alex Ferguson has Man city tatoo on his left buttock!"

I doubt it Jah.

Although you have been rather quiet lately Sean. Good to have you back though........well someone has to keep me in line.

That was terrible Domitianus. Please try harder in future.

Is that Moos Jr's bedtime story?

I've just finished 'The various haunts of men' by Susan Hill. Very good.

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