bigbadwolf

1) Marmora Man is 100% that the quality of the meat and general quality of food served at Barbur is questionable. One day you leave half on your plate and the next you feel as though you've robbed them. 2) Scrap east dulwich. Put your best fighting trousers on and sneak across the border to Forest hills Kafe la behind fozzy hill train station and prepare to be amazed. It also has a Michael Palaeologus 5 star rubber stamp approval. If you disagree you will technically be spitting in his eye. I hear he has breakfast there sometimes as well.

indiepanda Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > But the clown porn IndiePanda, what of the > clown > > porn? > > Did you leave your stash in the traditional > > place? > > The loose brick on the left of the living room > > fireplace. > > There's a traditional place to leave porn??? No, more a shared agreement between brothers. I was lazy and hid mine in the roof.

Well done Hal.

Weed (shitty weed at that) doesn't count Mockney, we've all flogged it at some point.

No, she's eating cheese.

I can just picture David gently pacing his study stroking his chin thinking "I'm gonna hit them with a right cu..".

This is going to be very difficult.

Do you have the force David as I think you've cracked it.

I bet it was.

Juan in Julio Medem's 'Vacas'.

Even better, could we have an EDF QI?

I thought eating the Placenta was bad.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And the squirting flower? Feeding Moosling are we Moos?

Really Hona, there's some people who think those boxsets should be part of their mandatory basic training.

I had you down as more of a Pomade man *Bob*. It can be a hard knock life down in the Deco.

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I sincerely hope you're joking DulwichChav, if > not, that is theeeeeeee most disgusting thing I've > ever heard. You have no idea the depths that I can go Tillie, no idea.

Can he afford Dulwich prices?

Ted has posted a query in the forgoton section and we're waiting for admin to echo back.

Or Louisa. Actually, could we have a guest speaker? I was thinking we could invite Snorky from the Nunhead forum.

Disgusting isn't it Sean.

That's O.K Sean. You can save it for Atila'a Requiem.

You probably aren't aware of it right now Jimmy but Sean is flexing and crunching his knuckles in preparation for his answer and will launch into it with all the passion and determination of a pianist. I can see him now, eye's closed, rolling his head from shoulder to shoulder............and he begins.

Salma Hayek.

Can you make it Lemon peel Keef? It's just that we'll have an audience so you'll have to rely on more than role play to come across as a sour panelist.

He certainly did Ted. Well Keef, you're holding the baton now so run with it.