bigbadwolf

Sounds like *Bobs* more of a cruiser kind of biker, more proud of his machines inconspicuous appearance but once off it is more than happy to bleat on about it's history and practical nature, forever harbouring that deep seated jealousy of those who can go the extra mile.....per hour. I was a Dispatch rider *bob* so I'm more than aware of the childish antics some sport bike owners get up to but then again I've also tackled the Nurburgring as well......I am still a bit of a show off though I'll grant you that.

Yeah come on PR. I bet you couldn't beat me in a race...Yamaha R1 in case you were wondering. I hear Woof's Pastel coloured Vespa got burnt off at the lights by Stephen Hawking.

Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BBW - thanks but I did my bit living the gritty > London life in Green Lane N. London - prefer the > quainter end of life now. Gritty London life? Green lane? Come off it. I don't think having to put up with a load of Jews and Turks squabling over who has delivery access that day constitutes as 'gritty London life. You should've been in my shoes. I was brought up in the decade that first saw the Mac 10 'spray n pray' machine pistol and fully tinted out windows arrive on our shores. Very dark days (especially if you were in a tinted vehicle) compared to when Solomon and Stavos were bickering over who could park on the pavement.

Don't you come it with that treasonous Daily Star tone Quidsy, we know which comrade butters your bread! If you were caught even wiping your arse with that commie rag on CDR Marmora's vessel he would've had the skin flayed from your back! Do svidaniya.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Really BBW - have just turned on the TV. > > So all those people with the "I am the Stig" T > shirts were filty lyers - the same people as uesd > to wear the JR T shirts. Scum. I like what you did there Mic Mack. Ommitting the 'H'from filthy, really conveyed your Oirish accent. You did however slip up in failing to include 'oi' between 'L' and 'Y' in 'lyers'. Still, very sporting of you none the less.

???? = John McCirick wannabee.

Er...excuse me, Top gear have just revealed Michael Schumcher as the Stig. He took his helmet off in front of the audience. I don't know about you but Neil Armstrong's jaunt around the Moon pales in comparison!!!

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!!!!! Top gear have just revealed who the STIG is. Michael Schumacher!!!

Oh well that's just bloody charming isn't it Marmora Man! I go to all that effort and you just toss it aside like it's a copy of the daily mail. That's gratitude for you. I'm disgusted with you MM, disgusted!

Well we've had plenty of opinions on cyclists. We don't like to be as stuffy as the prudes in Sydenham although some of the regular posters live there. Read through the threads and you'll get a general idea of how things are done here. You wont look back I can assure you.

Stick around, it's much more fun here than on the Sydenham forum.

Welcome aboard Barty. We're a more boistrous bunch than you're used to in Sydenham town talk. Don't take too much offense.

Pants on fire.

Whatever his reply, don't believe him. He reads the Guardian for god sake!

Has anyone else noticed that Roger Federer looks remarkably like Jimmy Carr in those Gillette adverts With golfer Tiger Woods and Renault car salesman Thierry Henry.

Liar.

So Marmora Man, I take it you're opting for the 'real' experience. Forget taking them to Borough market as when they get home and are ready to stir up a bit of envy amongst the other provincial cannibals they'll be met with a sorely disappointing "been there, done that" retort. Instead, take them to East Street Market where they'll be serenaded by tipsy Irish 'poets of the road' with a parting "Gad bless ya sor". Introduce them to some of the towns more pungent marijuana that will encourage an appetite that can be satisfied by one of the many food stalls that may or may not cause them to suffer a barbaric case of diarrhoea or even Typhoid. So you want lunch accompanied by street performers as well do you. Now most would immediately compliment this with a visit to Covent garden or perhaps Camden. I say throw caution to the wind and go for a picnic in the Kings Cross area. In doing this you'll be able to watch all sorts of 'performers' perform a wide range and often unchristian 'tricks' in exchange for cash. You may even be able to score some smack for your Scotish chums, they'll be made to feel right at home. Now for the hill. Many would choose Honor Oak or Primrose hill, I say think outside the box. Take them to Mount Pleasant (it's a hill of sorts) whereby you can regail them with the tales of woe and frustration that the Royal mail have brought upon the citizens of the Capital are now being out sourced to cowboys such Initial City Link etc.. I hope you find my itinerary useful MM, after all.....it is the 'real London' you're looking for. Safe journey.

Or do you have a license to thrill?

You're can be such a show off Hona, I mean come on.....look how many syllables you've got in your username.....you disgust me sometimes!

No PGC, it's just Quids.....he gambles as well.

I'm not going to mention any names or 'incidents' that have taken place but am I the only one who's cynical enough to admit that they think that some of the more vague 'incidents' have been made up by someone with a wild and lonely imagination.

I saw Milk with Sean Penn and Josh Brolin last night. Apart from all the bumfoolery which you sort of get used to after a while it was an amazing portrayal of the touchy subject of Gay rights in San Fransisco. Penn made an epic performance.

I don't think it'll be long until the Iranian's get their hands on nuclear weapons. They'll probably just end up buying one on Ebay of the Russians and it'll be delivered in a wooden box and left under the kitchen sink until Isreal has the cheek to open a Macdonalds on the Gaza strip.

It's O.K everyone. Calm down. All that happened is that Tony and Sherwick met up to take their discussion about race, colour and "that 75% claim" to an explosive showdown. I was fortunate enough to be present. It all started off as a rather civilized affair but then Sherwick started bombarding Tony with direct inquiries over the "75%" figure, rather like when Jeremy Paxman interviewed Michael Howard and subjected him to that famous onslaught. Tony started to show signs of cracking and eventually grabbed the cheese knife and repeatedly stabbed Sherwick in the face. You have to hand it to Sherwick though, all throughout the attack he kept asking Tony about that "75%" claim and even up until the ambulance arrived. When the Police arrived Tony attempted some sort of dodgy masonic handshake but the arresting officer was black so had none of it and Tasered him in the nuts. All rather run of the mill when you think about it.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > soon you'll be asking to see pictures of > > Sean wiping his arse! > > Have you put it back now? I thought you'd moved > Sean's toilet cam to check whether Daizies' > boyfriend was wiping his? I never moved it. I did however have a very nasty shock when he got excited and started 'fighting with himself', it resulted in a sticky ending. I would never dream of putting any sort of surveillance equipment in Daizie's abode although I did once do a credit check before she entered mine.........lot's of silver ware you see. HAL9000. Your replies are rather terrible. PLEASE TRY HARDER IN FUTURE.