bigbadwolf

End up in the cells did you Quids?

Come on Atila you can't just go around wetting everyones appetite then suddenly snatch the menu's from our fingers.....what exactly are you saying?

Oh come on *Bob* that's not fair.....Graham Norton and Naomi Campbell have this cornered.

Davy I don't mean to be rude but do you have someone that dresses you in the morning and ties your shoe laces because you always seem to be at a crossroads with some of lifes more mundane decisions. Take a leap of faith for once and tell us how it went.

...to know.

Or you could just do what most politicians do. Just steal the first decent shirt you see off the back of the public, the way David Cameron does.

Herro dare Mishster Watts. Ah ca be aaany wun ya wha me to be fa da right price. Am in da phone book bah make sure ya don't wing da wong numbra.

In it's hutch I imagine Daizie but don't worry.....his barks worse than his 'buzzzzzzzzzz'.

She whispered "will it hurt me" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it 5 times And says it can be very sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been quite a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her She gasped "I'm glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contented Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The Dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's just your dirty mind!

I usually just drink until I pass out but thats only when I'm driving. On a more serious note I don't smoke marijuana when I'm drinking any more as it can be a boring combination. I restrict myself to only two skinfuls a week.

I saw Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino last night. He obviously drew on his performance of William Munny from Unforgiven but it was excellent none the less.

Oh well that's just typical of you Michael, picking on me because I don't have any thumbs. No I do not want one of you massala stained towels thank you very much Micky and I dread to think what else they're stained with. If you haven't got any bovine boots them a pair of your old velcro strap trainers that just ooze that special needs look will do fine. Yes I do have very large teeth......I'm a Wolf pinhead, what did you expect? Oh and just one last thing Michael.....just why exactly are you 'striving for mediocrity' or are you just feeling undervalued?

http://johnafacade.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/beartrap.gif Jobsagoodun.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- She > also said that she feels Scotland is the guinea > pig country, where things are tried out, like the > smoking ban. Is the Tenants super and Carlsberg special brew experiment still ongoing?

Is she a MILF Woof......as in 'Murray I'd Like to Follow'.

Anyone fancy a toke on this?

Asset, if it wasn't for the English bringing the Jocks to heel then they wouldn't be the nation/people that they are today. Oh and they'll get their full independance/home rule back when we the English get our shop doorways back. I mean come on.....they drink the blood of their dead for god sake.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah Woolfie whatever. "Rutting" - that's a bit > "farmyard" isn't it. Do you really say "rutting"? Yeah you've got me there giggirl. We say 'I'm up to my nuts in guts' or something similar.

Do you 'power nap' giggirl? "Bonking"? We call it 'rutting', far more classy. "Totty" is that the new 'skirt'? Get rid of those leg warmers and burn that Yakka plant because the eighties should've been humanely dealt with years ago giggirl and any throw backs from the decade that style abandoned should be sent to eastern Europe where it's still fashionable.

Wood.

I prefer my women to be tall thin and no arms..........with an open mouth.

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Quids do you celebrate the Centenary of all the threads you initiate?

O.K everyone can we stop the Jacko jokes for a few days because I think we've all had the deluge of texts from friends and collegues. Start again in a few days eh.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Actually BBW apparently Michael Jackson's dying > wish was to be melted down and made into plastic > bags so he could still be a danger to small > children. > > err...sorry. Ha ha ha that was very good Jah.