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rubyroo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > but when car 2 is there the cone vanishes and I > can't trespass to put it on car 1 really now can > I? Ruby you can't expect us to do all the leg work for you. I think that this is an ideal opportunity to go and make yourself a cup of tea and put your thinking cap on. Let us know any ideas/solutions/types of revenge you've come up with tommorow and we'll decide on the best course of action. Alternatively you could go and speak to them.

What about jamming the cone into the exhaust pipe?

Under the boardwalk - The drifters

Walking in Memphis - Cher

Trap

Whats up Anna, are you finding Tony's arse to hard to swallow?

Ted, once again you've disappointed me and many others on this forum with a frankly half arsed attempt at suggesting a platform in which to serve up Tony's crinkly bottom. Although to be fair you have pioneered a fitting end game to Tony's downfall but I fear that you haven't come up with a celebration to fit those jubilee occasions when a damning checkmate is called on his arguement. May I make a suggestion? For when Tony's arse is handed to him on a skewer can we have a Tony.London Suburbs dinner set for those special occasions, you know, like when his 75% claim was called into question. All the plates will have B) painted in the middle that when the food is placed on the heat morphs the image so that once the dish is finished the dinner is greated with a :X , do you see where I'm going with this or do you want to make a suggestion?

Not tiny, FCUKING HUGE!!! I've just lost all my material for next months show!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFUDbOldMs

You'll have to forgive *Bob* for being such a blatant eurosceptic plimsoul it's just that ever since he bought that block of cheese with all those holes in it he just can't bring himself to forgive and forget. Still, he wears Box fresh so maybe there's some room for him in the Alps.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > When I visited this beautiful City that you > describe I was having bricks thrown at me by the > local skinheads...and that was the Girls...and I'm > not joking, either... I bet you still ended up shagging one of them eh Tony. One for the away side n all that.

Halloo Matyou Hwell I carn ownlee hassume dat judgen by yor porst dat hyou ara Taff boy'o.

Naked Foxtons. You'd certainly be up to your eyebrows in c..ts.

Yeah...I mean...just when did Bullion become so light.

*Bob*, He's Swiss, give him a chance. Still...nice to see that all that hidden Nazi gold hasn't gone to waste though eh.

Sally81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It is quite amazing! Honestly...it is very hard to > know where to look! Nope...had not been > drinking.....but it probably would have helped. I think that it's quite alarming would've been a more appropriate phrase to describe this literal flash mob Sally. One particarly disturbing quality of this gathering that would certainly drive me to drink is that the majority of participants would undoubtably be a part of the great unwashed. This renegade fringe of society covert body hair like no other and their women folk think it perfectly acceptable to neglect the Topairy of thier lady garden to the point of dereliction. So instead of me nudging one of my fellow passengers and drawing his attention to a well kept chuff I'll instead be forced to cry "Whoa....we meet again Chewy!".

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Heard of her? She cooks my breakfast. Does she now. Well, I for one sincerely hope that this mistress of Empire does more than beat your eggs in the morning and provide lashings of fresh coffee for you and your fellow belligerent Boers. I bet you feral Dutchmen even push in at the breakfast queue don't you, just like the bally Bosch!

Well that's just bloody typical coming from a Colonial such as yourself Brendan. Have you ever heard of a 'Cat o' nine tails'?

Yes.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You can't even start threads in The Lounge? Ha ha > ha ha ha, @#$%& hell. BAD WOLF!!!!! It's no laughing matter Keef. It can be very frustrating sometimes, especially since no one has raised the possibility that there could've been a body in that suitcase being dragged up Landells rd in the early hours.

Jesus f.....g Christ Quids, it wasn't Bleak house.....something much more manly!!!

Why not Monday?

Kel. I appreciate that I'm a star but there's no need for you to rub it in the faces of those who don't get as much fan mail as I do. It's just not British. I appreciate the accolade though.xx

Keef. I personally don't try and come across as the 'bad boy' of the forum as compared to a lot of others on this forum I'm actually quite tame. I don't swear any more, I don't send nasty/threatening messages to others, I don't nit pick at small businesses, I happily take the piss out of myself and congratulate any who shoot me down in flames. I appreciate that I do have a cruel, gallows humour that some people find a bit in your face on a forum such as this but thankfully the majority don't take me seriously. I'm restricted to the lounge only and I'm not allowed to post threads so compared to others I don't cause many ripples of discontent as I don't have the capacity to.

I'm afraid you've got mixed up Kel. The comment that EDKiwi and Sean liked had nothing to do with the 'petrol punishment'. Completely different.