RosieH

Like a haggis

HAL, t'was hyperbole (largely to give me licence to use the word "unijambiste", which is one of my very, very favourites). I am in possession of two whole legs: it's rather irksome, but one of them isn't fully functioning currently; however, I do expect it to be so presently.

oh BBW, what did she do to you that you are so young, yet so so bitter?

What Sean said (again) How much stuff do you need to transport into work and how frequently, that you need to drive into town? I often have to take stuff into work and I can usually do it on the bus. On those very rare occasions that it's too much to carry, I take a taxi. And at ?13.80 for a weekly bus pass, I'm pretty sure that it compares favourably to running a car. I appreciate that some women don't feel safe walking home from the bus stop. Maybe I'm fortunate in that regard. But I can't think you're really suggesting that women drive to and from their night out and never have a drink? In London I have NEVER needed to drive a car. Although right now I could do with one for a car boot sale, but I think the return on investment wouldn't really justify the expense. Now having slagged off cars, if any of you gas guzzlers does want to give me a lift to Battersea...

Damn. This NEVER happens to me.

Ooh, a well-tailored arse. Nothing like a tweed-clad hiney to proclaim the advent of autumn. (and BBW, that ain't t'Street, does tha know nowt lad?)

I do so enjoy a quiz. Erm, my knowledge of public hostelries is not what it once was - where is this Hob? (do I take it from the wolftalk that it's in SE23?)

"older local lady" - class (however Moos, you are one of the few people on this forum for whom I will admit the term "lady") I am a temporarily humourless, temporary unijambiste

I prefer to think of its location as: if you get off the 63 at the first stop after it turns right at Primark, then walk back on yourself, it's just there on the right-hand side. (or, you know, where everyone else says it is) Haven't bought soy from there, but did notice they have a wide array when I was last in

Chinese supermarket in Peckham or Camberwell mebbe?

That's a strangely erotic image

bastard

Excellent news. And rolling home distance too

I'd be interested in joining you for that debate, as I have serious concerns about magazines like Heat and Reveal and Closer and so on and on and on But I am freelancing so need to do some actual work And also, I need to do some actual work on my seeming (seems madam?) joylessness

What time is the Gowlett open til of a Friday? Have an earlier rendezvous but aim to be along later

Ok, I don't want it to look like I always just copy Anna or anything, but on this, I agree wholeheartedly with her. I too found the tone of the sex therapy thread fairly puerile and distasteful. Anyone who knows me will tell you that I'm no prude, but it felt more in keeping with the Nuts message board than the EDF . And in answer to your very pertinent question Ladymuck, I read it because I was interested in the original topic, and stopped reading when the original theme changed so dramatically. Maybe it just all comes back to the perennial question about what makes the forum an interesting place and we should ask Admin to create a teenage smut section to keep everyone happy.

What annaj said. Although pretty much come to expect it from some of you. Calling successful attractive women transvestites or prostitutes? Pretty much par for the course these days.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What's crotch dancing? Dancing on my crUtches Brendan m'dear. No crotches if I could help it.

In between Swap Shop and Going Live, I believe Saturday Superstore may have made use of that phone number. I did enjoy the Saturday Superstore Search for a Superstar (Casey Lee Jollie's singing Toni Basil's Hey Mickey was pure gold).

Did Tiswas have the Phantom Flan Flinger? So much cooler than Jana of the Jungle over with Noel. Although I always wanted to ring in and swap my Bionic Woman for a go-kart on the BBC.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SimonM Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > And then there's the Scottish invention of > golf... > > > you wll mean "gouf" Simon - the best thing the > Scots ever did for me, oh apart from Whisky > (actually invented by the Irish of course). I'm sure QI said whisky was invented by the chinese...

Our Lips Are Sealed in Urdu and crutch dancing - the dragons are slain

Didn't Ivor the Engine kill off the last dragon? Mmmm, pints of goodness...

Ooh, plum cobbler. I might rustle one of those up this weekend.

You're right Brendan. Everyone is a fucking cunt.