RosieH

Have you, have you really? Tell it to the judge sonny. (You telling me the Schindler's List thing wasn't an effort to be deliberately controversial? On the scale of bad things humans do, am quite unconvinced there's any degree of humorous parity.)

BBW, what is the matter with you today? Schindler's List???? For f@ck's sake. And Moos, what cunt called you a bitch? I'll 'ave 'em...

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thats NOTHING! > > I've done 51 Twix's in 43 Days so what does that > make me? The Twix Tea Lady?

Daughter of a grocer. Chemist then barrister by trade. Prime Minister by night. Meh.

Thought she was a chemist / barrister...

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I > think he'd be a dream." > > > Really? He looks like an earth worm to me. Not to do rude things with! To talk to. He really is very interesting (if tight - went for a meeting with him once at the Hind's Head at lunchtime; was licking my KFC covered lips in anticipation of some delicious treats; nada, nothing, not a sausage - I even had to buy my own bloody bag of crisps!)

Greg Wallace has no right to judge Masterchef - he's a fecking greengrocer and I want to smack his stupid round leering robbing-your-house-while-you're-busy-in-the-lift head every time I see him. Nothing against greengrocers, but I wouldn't let someone who sold crayons judge the Turner prize either.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Come to think of it, I can think of no greater > analogy for living in East Dulwich than that of > being trapped in a lift with Hugh > Fearnley-Whittingstall. Oh dear, I've become an ED cliche. If I were stuck in a lift with Hugh, I suspect I might want to do rude things with him - he scrubs up quite nicely, and I suspect doesn't smell of wee and entrails as his appearance used to suggest. BBW - Heston, really interesting and nice guy, I think he'd be a dream.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Educating Rita > Now that I am the age now, which Julie Walters was > then, she looks quite nice. Educating Rita. Now that I am the age I am now, Michael Caine looks quite nice.

Well, I worked during the summer holidays of uni for a company that went bankrupt - I had to give all the staff their final pay packets and they didn't get redundancy as there wasn't the money to pay them. Longer term they might have got it (does the government help out here?) but certainly not as they were shown the door.

Nobody puts baby in a corner! I did get a bit tearful when they played a clip of him talking about battling on to work through the pain of his illness. He always seemed a proper old fashioned gentleman (as well as being just swoonsome in Dirty Dancing), and it's very sad. Does anyone remember that American civil war mini-series, North and South? Old school.

Good god man, does your ego know no bounds?

Woof - well yeah, derrrr - kind of the entire point of the thread.

Ah ok - I didn't want to put anyone in there in case it was like Facebook and I buddied them and they didn't buddy me back, and then, oh the embarrassment and I'd never be able to post again.

I have a card here with a different number on it - try this: 08456 112448

Come now Tony, even you can't read the Mail (I'm not sure it won't be &$@*!ed on the EDF)

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > RosieH Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Imagine my excitement when I discovered that > today > > the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive > > extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. stae > > -------------------------------------------------- > ------- > > The Mail anyday..............For F**K sake it's a > sh*thole piece of journalism. Woof, are you kidding me?

Ooh no BBW, I don't think we ever read that sort of thing.

My campaign to get on the Big Mac Christmas card list starts here: I like Chomsky, Chekhov and chorizo...

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A surprise stern defence of the efforts of Mr. > Brown from Mr. MacGabhann there. Ah, I read it as a defence of Saint Nigel.

Correct punctuation on your and you're though. Impressive.

Yeah quids, what are you on about - OFM today, with extracts from the new Nigel Slater (I would imagine a far superior read to the extract from the Dan Brown, but as I don't actually enjoy bleeding eyes, couldn't tell you for certain). Yay for me and my bleeding heart (if not eyes) - I bought the Indie AND the Observer - keeping the papers afloat single-handed (apart from that MacGabhann fella). Unfortunately wolfie, I couldnae steal the DVD, as it's a send-away type offer. Also, my bleeding heart just wouldn't allow it. You and your stony Times-reading heart can keep your Shawshank (one of the best films of all time hyperbole nonsense!) I've already got it anyway. Boy am I in high spirits this evening - even if I put my chicken in the oven really late and am only going to get a sandwich when Waking the Dead's nearly finished. Oversharing, me?

Imagine my excitement when I discovered that today the Mail on Sunday was printing an exclusive extract of the latest Dan Brown novel. How to gauge its value and measure its worth against the free Smiths DVD given away by the Indie? I found myself in quite the pickle - which, oh which to buy?

Does something good happen when you add a forumite to your buddies list?

Haha, I have recently obliged someone looking for something in the wanted section and in return received some very delicious grapes. Equally, I have posted in the wanted section seeking advice and received it, so I think people do. Maybe just fewer people.