RosieH

Anusol is for eye bags, not undereye circles. That's why the flesh shrinking works. Dark circles has been linked to a lack of vitamin K, and also a lack of fat in that particular area of the face (I believe there is some kind of cosmetic surgery you can have to have fat put in there). There's also some kind of ludicrously expensive cream that's about ?100 that I think has been shown to work. Most don't - concealer is your friend.

What Karrie said. As a lady of the boob I can wear exactly the same top as my flat chested sisters, and I will show cleavage where they won't. My breasts are there, not a lot I can do about them. Nor would I want to - I'd rather celebrate them than wear a high-necked t-shirt / jumper, which wouldn't really give me a 50s sweater-girl look, more a matronly monobreast. And while that may make you feel slightly more comfortable in a meeting than my showing an inch or so of cleavage, I'd rather not look shit, so tough titties. However, and I do think this is important, people should dress appropriately for the office. I've recently had to deal with this situation myself. Not specifically about cleavage - sometimes cleavage, sometimes skirts that barely cover the gusset, sometimes strappy dresses more suited to the beach showing expanses of skin, even flip flops. If your dress code is professional business wear then people should respect that and dress accordingly, and if she's really dressed inappropriately, rather than just showing a bit of cleavage, then something has to be said. That said, have you considered that the woman in question might not actually realise? I handled it with my team by addressing the whole team together (rather than just the 2 or 3 individuals concerned), and using the hot weather as an opportunity to reestablish the office dresscode. Job done.

Now then Woof, I'm not that angry (but I've put a steak in the fridge for your impending black eye, just in case). And a nice bottle of pinot noir to make it all better too. But if you must bait me, sweetpea, I would just ask that you use that devastating wit to come up with something a teensy weensy bit more original... Eek, edited to say I've just realised that I should "smash" you in the face, not punch. Derrrr, I see why you took it the wrong way now.

I've gone right off you Woof. Come here so I can punch you in the face while shouting "I hate cliches".

Ramble66 - it surely is, and as magnificent as ever.

Yes, KK, this is lovely: passionate, not weird. Put a big smile on my face. I'd never heard of him before your post, but he sounds brilliant, so I'm going to look him up (well I just did, but I'll have a listen at home).

Yowzers. AnotherPaul, this is a good example of why I asked whether you'd contacted Amnesty before casting aspersions. Oftentimes there's a very good answer, and this seems to be one of those times.

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > RosieH Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Clitoris* > > > > > > > > > > > > *Edited to say that I think my account has been > > hacked. > > > > not an organ ... you're disqualified . Erm, flapjack, are you routinely engaged in the patriarchal subjugation of women and denial of their right to be empowered sexual beings? (insert hairy dungaree-wearing smilie of your choice here)

I have a decontamination chamber in the porch

Oh poor sod. It was daft, but not, I think, malign. I found it rather sweet actually. Anyway Horizon, when I finally get round to getting my windows cleaned, I might just give you a ring.

expat, I think I love you. Thank you sooooo much - I'd thought it was in the Observer. Haha, brilliant.

Oh god, Moro, gooooood: nom nom nom nom nom

This is nice. Hope you find her (didn't want the thread dropping off the page)

citizenEd has it pretty much sewn up there, although I would add that if you can bring yourself to venture a little further into SE15, then: Lucky 7s on a Thursday at the Gowlett Frank's Cafe and Campari Bar both good for a party (and Frank's for a drink any time Thurs to Sun)

Just so you know Ernie, number one stole the cookies from the cookies in the jar.

It's like the Bernuder Triangle...

I'm obsessed by: 1) David Tennant 2) A particular line in Pulp's "Pink Glove" 3) Finding again a Heston Blumenthal recipe for oxtail stew 4) The perfect eggs benedict What are you obsessed by?

Gorgeous. But I'd argue that's more of a general special lady area than organ-specific. There used to be a good one in the Blackpool Tower ballroom I think.

beauty, are you Jason's mum?

Mark Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > could have couldn't have Viruses give you colds / flu - cold water gives you a backbone, Easties EL

I was once mean to someone who played a three manual. This brings back bad memories.

AP, I take that as a no then? Have you contacted Amnesty about it?

Clitoris* *Edited to say that I think my account has been hacked.

I like jrussel - he's like my inner retard

Christ. Utterly despicable.