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Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The trend for male genital shaving, stop it, stop > it right now - I have experienced it a number of > times this year and I just dont like it. If I > wanted to caress a kiwi fruit I would go to the > supermarket (probably in the reduced section) > > I hadn't realised this was such a trend, until a > while back when it came up (no pun intended) in > conversation, and 3 of my good friends admitted > they did it, saying "it makes you look bigger". I > think there is something rather disturbing about > it. There is, there is! Too much porn going on, that's what I blame it on Keef. First time I encountered it was on an ex (who was a porn journalist as it goes). But what with all this redpages and the like, people are getting carried away. Men of Britain, take heed. We're not fooled into thinking it's bigger just because it scratches us to pieces. Stop it!

I don't think they sell margarine any more - I think it's all non-dairy spreads these days.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I make you right there Hal. Come now the pair of you - you know it's silly season, right? Mariticidal swans and stoopid bagel rows - roll on September 6th. Still, I'm with the prof all the way.

Woof..?

Ah, really? (the alcohol that is, not the breast pump - don't need one of those, nor a penis pump neither). Will give that a go. Plan.

Less is only more where more is no good - Frank Lloyd Wright. A wise man.

Oh my god *Bob* - that truly is a masterpiece, and yes, should be titled just as PGC has said.

expat Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >... if that doesn't work, then I'll serve it >up > with a nice bit of harissa and preseved lemons. > > What the ipod? 8-) Indeed expat, with a side order of Rock the Casbah. Dessicants - now we're talking. But reading around t'internet, it seems that the sugar is indeed the problem as the dawg has said. So maybe a quick soak to try to get rid of the sugar and then the dessicant to try to get rid of the water, and then a trip to the new Apple store in Covent Garden to buy a new ipod...? PR - I'd be inclined to go for a little Slippery When Wet myself.

I am wearing cardie clips - they are the past and they are the future.

Thanks all (well, most!) for the excellent tips. I'm going to soak it in some cold water, then put it in a bowl of couscous, and if that doesn't work, then I'll serve it up with a nice bit of harissa and preseved lemons.

Nah Jah, twas the wine AT Vintage.

Gigi - indeed it was.

Ipod Jah: the plonk was sub-standard festival fare, and the handbag has been salvaged with the help of a Dyson Airblade, so all I care about now is my tunes.

Or near as dammit. A badness has befallen my ipod, involving being totally submerged in a handbag full of wine. Any hope of saving it at all?

Fricking brilliant Help-Ma (ifs I can call you that). And amazing work whoever made the film - believe you may not wish to be identified, but if you do, step right up, because it was awesome.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know his name but I'll leave that to Brendan if > he wants to tell the world on here. Show off! Congratulations Brendan, that's put the first smile on my face all day. Hope you didn't drown the neighbours.

This from the Guardian a couple of weeks ago. May well end up going away on my own when I'm between jobs next month, and it looked full of good ideas.

Is Sydders not Benicio del Toro in disguise?

SalubriousSyddersin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > SalubriousSyddersin Wrote: And there're only 4 > astericks required in f**k off; you thick pleb Ahh SS, if only you'd paid more heed in lessons you'd know both how to spell "asterisk" and how to use a semi-colon.

darcy my dear, it most certainly is better. What giggirl said - come down to the CPT and I'll buy you a pint. (and probably no one thinks you wear red cords, that mental image is entirely my own) For the record, if money were no object, I might still live here, or maybe in East London or Marylebone, but not Chiswick, never Chiswick. Nor Putney neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so...

robyn, the Gowlett on a Thursday is usually ace (there are occasional off nights where it's inexplicably quiet), and tomorrow night I will be there spinning a combination of tunes that would make Mick and Jah alternately shudder in horror and clap their hands in unalloyed joy.

I heart D_C

darcy, ignoring for a moment what Jah said (although he makes a very valid point), "anger"? Really? Have you ever been on an internet forum before? Are you familiar with the concept of banter? Or trolling? Internet etiquette dictates that you should get to know the ways before barging in. I put it to you that you are rather in need of help from the National Campaign for Courtesy. No one's angry with you, they just think you're a bit of a bumptious tit (and you probably wear red corduroys).

Coca-cola Puns

Gazpacho. (selling it in cartons at the deli and it's really very delicious)