RosieH

Oh my god, HonaB, you're a closet psychopath. I wouldn't have dumped you, I would have hit you on the head with a frying pan and called the police.

I once dumped a guy for arranging the flowers he'd brought me (against my explicit instructions).

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I'd say try again. But if it doesn't do it for you a second time, give it up as a bad job. First time I really was completely unsure, but it was friends whose opinion I respect who convinced me to try again and I loved it 2nd time round.

I actually love it. LOVE it. First episode I thought was a really slow burn, but while I have been, ahem, "working from home" this past week, I have caught up on the rest of the series and find it exquisitely, squirmingly, painfully funny - a low key suburban British Curb if you like. Simon Amstell is brilliant.

Oh dear god, watching the news - "I don't know what Bob Crow thinks he's doing to communities really, it's a nightmare". A nightmare? A fucking nightmare! To quote my old dad, they don't bloody know they're born. There are quite a few problems in this society could be resolved quite simply by moaning whingers just developing a fucking backbone and shutting the fuck up. Ha, I've turned into Louisa. But really... Shane Meadows on the telly and a Chinese on the way - that's something to look forward to then, eh?

I dunno, maybe it's my inner 14-year old, but he still does it for me.

Oh PR, haven't really had the week off thus far. Although planning to have wed-fri off... djellaba?

hmm, interesting - and red devil, would you say you still bear that resemblance?

Can't catch up. Scientific FACT! I think I read it in the Daily Mail.

I have dumped someone on the grounds of not enough sex (not so unusual) but he rather stole my thunder the following month when he came out and moved to Brighton. I would have gone out with Ian McCulloch (on the basis that Morrissey and I never made it up the aisle), except you know, I was at school at the time. I don't half envy her, Jah.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are there worse places in Britain for food than > Oban? Nominations with descriptions please.... My nan's house. Course, she's dead now, so I shouldn't say owt bad, but let me tell you, "juices" from the chip pan are not gravy.

Taxidermy-me a fricking yeti Carnell, not some poxy mouse, and THEN I'll be impressed. I like the shrunken heads though - do they still have those?

Nah Moos, don't be fussy - they love it, they do - what they all want really is a nice bit of c**k And sadly, that's what they get.

Do they still exist? Wow. Gimme. Right now. With a brownie and some hollandaise on the side.

Pigs' trotters are delicious. As for the list, is this from the website of No-Shit-Sherlock? What a load of money for old rope - except for the bit about sausages. What the hell kind of sausages are they eating? Oh and the pork scratchings? We couldn't find any evidence to back this bit about teeth up, but we reckon there must be some, so, you know, it's like fact n that. Oh and the fried desserts. Deep frying something that's already high in fat (a pineapple slice or banana for a fritter???) Oh and the coloured alcopops - "Little rule of thumb, the brighter the colour of the alcopop, potentially the worse it is for you." (my bold) Who writes this stuff? Sorry DJKQ, I have no problem with articles on healthy eating, but they could at least bother gathering some actual facts before they commit facile finger to keyboard.

Where has this list come from?

Thanks guys, that's really helpful. And Anna, you're on the list for a one-man show and a glass of whatever free alcohol I manage to lay my hands on.

*Bob* is the moral compass by which I set my life's course

I've loved him since he was I many years ago and I cannot believe you didn't kidnap him and bring him to me.

ahh, lovely DM, it is only right and proper that one of your status should be familiar with the kebanape (best served with a thimbleful of Turkish fizz), but not the vile terror that is the bedbug: keep it that way!

bedbugs be afraid

So this time anyone know anything about staging a showcase for a thespian? Helping my little brother out with putting on a showcase to which agents will be invited in the hope of their turning up and not thinking he's an acting retard and his maybe finding some work at long last, having just finished drama school. He's very lovely and I'm led to believe talented (back off Impetuous!) and I would like to do him proud, in spite of not really knowing what I'm doing. Anyone any experience of this kind of shenanigan, or top agent contacts that I can bribe to be there, or some kind of design software that I can borrow to cobble together an invitation / his headshot card thing, or knowledge of cheap printers where I could get said headshot card thing / invites printed? Or just want to come up to a theatre in Camden in early October to watch a one-man show?

Top tip for Jah :

Heavens to betsy - that's some hardcore emotion