HUGE you're a pain. People will stop inviting you to the party soon enough. A recipe a german friend gave me recently. Sweat a large onion and 2 garlic cloves in a little butter, add a bag or two of curly kale, put the pan lid on and continue cooking for 20 mins on a low heat. Add a ring of sliced smoked sausage for a further 10 mins and bob's your uncle. The boys loved it served with simple boiled potatoes. Very austere looking but yummy in that hearty winter warming way.