jumpinjackflash

when you fill your tank up with petrol and the pump thing keeps clicking and nothing happens

I lost all my itune tracks when my laptop died recently. I want to add new tracks to my new laptop but this will mean I will lose my current ipod songs when I synchronise the ipod with the new itunes. Someone suggested Media Widget - just been online to look it up - is Media Widget something you purchase from net that can be downloaded straight to PC or can I buy from a shop? Ideally i'd like to have it before Friday when I go on holiday. Anyone else recommend Media Widget?

so what if it's fake - it made me laugh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1189987/MTV-Movie-Awards-Eminem-Sacha-Baron-Cohens-bare-prank.html

The Neem Tree at Canary Wharf - excellent results and very natural looking. I had lazer treatment first then you buy the whitening gel to use about 6 months after to top up.

er, thanks Mike. she's not really my type me being a bird myself and that..not that there's anything wrong with one bird fancying another..anyway am gonna shut up now.

Can i watch Britain's got talent live from the web?

SNORKY: I pay ?6 quid in Peckham to my Cypriot stylists,who dont smoke. which is a bit cheaper.I do look like a coconut afterwards though. I read this whilst been on hold on the phone - I was cracking up when my call was finally picked up and couldn't stop giggling to the operator who must have thought I was mad.

http://www.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael-ealy.jpg Michael Ealy of Sleeper Cell...PHWOOAR

I used to fancy Morten Harket from A-ha. whatever happened to him?

Gloria Gaynor's karaoke classic 'I will survive'!

that 'so you had a bad day' song. Can't remember which moron sang it.

HER DIARY: Tuesday 6th May... Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went Shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of Silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep. MAN 'S DIARY: Tuesday 7th May.... Chelsea lost to Barcelona on aggregate . Gutted ! Got a shag though

stepping on an upturned plug - causes much anger and extreme pain

great, thanks Rolo!!!

nothing to say on this thread..but just wanted to have my usernameas last poster on the first six consecutive threads!! sorry

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I didnt turn up so no. haha!

I won it actually - going to buy that pad on Colyton Road. oh and drinks on me at the next EDF booze up...

yes me too! I downloaded Spotify following a recommendation from one of you lot... love it and cheekily listen to my playlist at work when i'm bored. whoever it was that suggested it.. THANKS!!!

Just heard it after years (erm, of not hearing it) 'Ascension (Don't Ever Wonder)' by Maxwell. I love the SOS remix of this song so if anyone has it..kindly share it with me please!

i shared a lift with Bob Geldof and Kofi Annan in Geneva, just the 3 of us.. - i think that's pretty damn impressive...

I'm gonna start the bid at 1p...

It's the promotion that the gym there are doing. Think it's last chance to sign for their special offer. The tyre representing 'lose your spare tyre'.

DHFC are def showing the boxing - they haven't updated their website for years KidKruger!

Green & Black chocolate spread...oh and a very big spoon. No bread required.