Jah Lush

I went to a casting yesterday and of the 50 or 60 people there they all had to stand up and speak for one minute about themselves and what they wanted to achieve. When it came to my turn I couldn't help myself. I stood up and said: "Hello, my name's Jah and I'm an alcoholic. Errr.... sorry wrong meeting." It got a laugh all round but I don't think it did my prospects of securing any work much good.

Disco biscuits.

I didn't forget. They are just my preferences. Being stuck in K hole is not much fun. Still, whatever floats your boat.

My Old's Man's a Dustman - Lonnie Donegan

Sex & Drugs & Rock n'roll.

Marijuana, cocaine and Ecstasy.

Hmmmm..... the workhouse in Camberwell was called The Spike which was also mentioned in George Orwell's Down And Out In Paris And London. A different place altogether I think. http://briandeer.com/social/london-homeless.htm

Heroin.

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > red devil Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > In this age of instant gratification, just hand > > over the Black T to Jah, you know he's going to > > win it hands down... > > Jah would never be seen dead in a Black T... oh... > possibly if dead I suppose. I'm wearing one right now actually. I've quite a few as it happens. Useless information I know, but it may be helpful to someone. Who knows? I was born to lose or in this case win.

I thought you were taking me and Joannie to Nandos. She will be proper pissed off.

British beer is what made these islands great. Nothing else. Just beer. ;-)

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I said expectations Jah, not 3 wishes ;-) Those are my expectations. If you don't like them I have others. ;-)

Lily Allen.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What are people's expectations for the coming new > season?.. I expect top four (again). A win in one of the cups (FA or League Cup), a good run in the Europa Cup where our youngsters can gain good experience but I don't expect to win it although that would be a massive bonus. Most of all to gain some silverware and finish above Woolwich Wanderers, especially if they win nothing yet again.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Lanzarote? No wonder you have low self-esteem. > > > It's the ultimate low self-esteem destination. > I've booked myself, Pibe, Otta, Strafer, Red > Devil, Hugenot, Jeremy, Jah and six thousand other > users in - so we can all have low self-esteem > together. Thanks Bob. I could do with a holiday... certainly from this thread. Surely, this is the end? Let's all feck off and take a break. The Euros are over now. It's all gone a bit pear shaped and personal anyway. Also, I think Tillie may have made a rather good point.

So, it's official AVB is the new Spurs coach. I'd like to wish him all the very best and hope that the board, players and fans alike give him more time to work his ideas than he was allowed at Chelsea and hope and pray that he will bring great success to our club but if he starts doing all that squatting on his haunches in his dirty mac on the touchline I'll be the first to shout "sack him." COYS!

Paul Weller. Tetchy and aggressive, moody modfather.

Or re-employed elsewhere on another bumper salary?

And they say crime doesn't pay.

Speaking as a psychiatrist I'd say UDT has an Anti-Social Personality Disorder but then I'm no psychiatrist so I'm saying nothing. Though if it was so he probably wouldn't give a shit about what other people think of him because he has an ASPD. Anyway......back to the Euros ..... ooooh didn't Spain do well.

The best way to hurt the opposition is to score. No ifs or buts about it.

Undisputedtruth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- What Otta doesn't realise is > that form, tactics, injuries and starting well > have a huge bearing on a game. All of this can often go out the window too. For instance Tottenham Hotspur three-nil up at half-time at home to Man Utd and still lose 5-3. Or more recently Tottenham 12pts clear of the Arse, unbeaten in ages and two-nil up at the Effemanites last season and losing 5-2. As Jimmy Greaves once said - "It's a funny old game".

Hmmm... well, I got that one wrong. Spain different class.

I don't really care who wins tonight just as long as we're entertained. I have a hope though that we've gone out to the winners and so I'm kinda hoping for a superb performance from Super Mario and Crazy Cassano and an Italian win. 2-1 Italy. There! That's my prediction. I could be wrong I could be right. Forza Italia!

Not had a kebab for ages but yes if I'm out it's a dirty Donna. No salad, just meat, tomatoes, green chillies and loads of chilli sauce. Indoors - soft cheeses, Carrs water biscuits and Branston pickle.