Jah Lush

Thudd was only on the pitch eight minutes and off he goes. Dear oh dear. Another bad day at the office.

Bloody Tottenham Hotspur! Conceding a goal in the last five minutes AGAIN! Bloody typical. Should have bought a forward in the window as well. Grrr!

Put me down as a don't know.

Don't you just love transfer deadline day? Plenty of business being done. Sad to see Rafa go back to Hamburg but as good as he was he did lack pace. My favourite memory of him was scoring against Le Arse and blowing kisses to their fans followed by nutmegging Jack Wiltshire not once but twice. Good to see Berbatov get a move to Fulham. If he gets plenty of time on the pitch he'll score goals. As for Michael Owen, I think he's just happy to warm his well paid arse on a bench these days. Sad because I'm sure if he's fit he could do a good job for someone.

MP Hammer

Kill Clinton

The Girl Lodger A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours." "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!"

Mick Nagger

Dembele to Spurs. I'll have some of that. Top player.

Any relation to V2 Schneider? I'm going to hell in a handcart.

Wayne Rooney is quite possibly the most over-rated footballer in England. I'm quite Man Utd would do just as well with or without him.

malumbu Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good point for Spurs on Saturday, may come in > useful at the end of the season. Are you taking the piss?

Good luck. so glad you've gone back to calling it The Cherry Tree.

I've have most of his stuff. Am a big fan. He's one of the best writer's around. Enjoy.

Rodgers was Spurs first choice to replace Harry and had apparently agreed a contract with Spurs when Liverpool came in and off he went. Capello was second choice but proved to be too expensive. Enter AVB. The jury's out but it's early days for all the new managers in the Premiership.

Oh, shush El Pibe.

Hoorah! It's back at last. COYS!

Hoorah! COYS!

Aaaah! Back to inner-city bitchiness. I may be a Spud but I also think Woolwich Wanderers will do well this season though it pains me to say so if not cup success then they will certainly once again finish in the top three. Other than that I certainly will not be making any predictions this early apart from West Ham will stay up and finish mid-table, only a few points below Spurs. It's good to have the Irons back and some regular ribbing from Quids et al. I can't wait for MOTD tomorrow night.

Spurs were going to knock the OS down and build a new one as the pitch is too far from the stands it wouldn't work as a football stadium.

Well, I'm still waiting for Spurs to sign a few strikers let alone one. Apart from the youngster Harry Kane we've only got Jermain Defoe as our only recognised striker on the books. I am not optimistic at all about our chances of winning anything this year. I'm not convinced about AVB and I think we're in for a very tough start to the season whether we make some big signings or not.

Mockney or not he has my sympathy. Parkinson's Disease is facking horrible.

Good luck on this very welcome news but if you're going to change the name of the pub could please revert it back to it's original name - The Cherry Tree.

?I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.? - Vivian Stanshall.

"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx. "Ambition is the last refuge of a failure." - Oscar Wilde. "Tell him I'm fcuking busy or vice versa." - Dorothy Parker.