Jah Lush

Happiness Stan - The Small Faces

Think what you like you obnoxious little cunt. I couldn't give a fuck what you think.

Back out of what? I never implied or said it was funny and the caption was in a literal sense. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

What on earth possessed Padma Lakshmi to marry multi-millionaire author Salman Rushdie?

bonniebird Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Beagle picture NOT FUNNY at all (td) I never said it was.

Never heard of it. Do you mean Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Frankly, I don't care if Padma Lakshmi isn't a chef or not. She can butter my bagette anytime she wants.

Machine Gun - Jimi Hendrix

Arsenal 3 Wigan 0 Aston Villa 2 Portsmouth 1 Bolton 2 Stoke 1 Burnley 2 Sunderland 3 Hull 2 Birmingham 2 West Ham 1 Liverpool 2 Chelsea 2 Tottenham 2 Everton 2 Blackburn 1 Man Utd 3 Man City 2 Wolverhampton 1 Fulham 2

FFS isn't plagarism the highest form of flattery. See what I did there.

In a word. No.

The Spider And The Fly - The Rolling Stones.

Actually she was just getting ready to go to the cinema to see Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Touche. > > Fair enough, so all the crap that Sol gets is not > the product of "nutters and idiots" but cleary the > spoutings of intelligent, articulate and well > read erudite chaps. The fact that he gets a bit of > racist shite as well means they must challenge > Einstein on the brain power front. As for the > jowly one, he himself has not been averse to argy > bargy on the touchline over the years. Pot and > Kettle. Should keep his attention on his own > backyard. FFS I'm not condoning it. I think it was disgusting that he had to put up with THAT song. But lots of fans like to taunt ex-players. Adeboyer brought it in himself and I think he's very lucky not to have got a longer ban considering the kick in the face he gave to Van Persie.

They were being forced to smoke 30 cigarettes a day in aid of research. The nearest one on the left is having a brief respite.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Everyone knows that if you ask someone who their > favourite character/strip and they say Fat Slags, > then it's pretty obvious that they've never read > the almighty Viz. Complete and utter bollocks of course. I just haven't read it for about ten years.

These beagles are dying for a fag.

Sing This All Together - The Rolling Stones.

Fat Slags.

In My Own Time - Family.

Touche.

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What channel?

Yesterday's coming back tomorrow.

Foggy Notion - Velvet Underground.