Jah Lush

I didn't have to do a thing. It seemed to be working perfectly normal when I got in and switched the telly on. No change and no fiddling about with knobs.

You brew it. I'll drink it.

Mick, people are stupid enough to beleive what they read. The constant hatchet jobs of the Tory press that were done on Neil Kinnock back in the 80s were more than enough to kill off the scent of victory that he thought he had on polling day.

Kerry Katona. She put the slap in slapper. What kind of think stupid old tart is that? She's only got fart and she's up the duff again. Silly cow.

Yeah! Have a good one Hoochie Coochie.

Yeah! Come on Gordon. Fix up. Look sharp! We most certainly don't want that posh Bullingdon Club bunch of scummers taking us down ever further into the shit. If you think things are bad now. I hate to think what will happen if Cunty Cameron and the Bulldog breed get in.

What *Bob* said. And, don't ever underestimate the influence it can wield with it's views and political slant/bias. Same goes for the Daily Heil and it's voice of middle England.

My remote doesn't work so how am I expected to re-tune? Urgh!

Something Better Change - The Stranglers.

Mother Of Pearl - Roxy Music.

In Every Dreamhome A Heartache - Roxy Music.

Another Dance - Bunny Wailer.

How about a nice little anagram instead - Wiser lads lout.

If that's the case and I rather doubt it then I'm out too.

Why doesn't Rafa Benitez use Kuyt alongside Torres and Yossi on the right to allow Gerard to slip back into midfield as a 4-4-2 when the pressure is on and things aren't going their way instead of the 4-4-1-1 he prefers. It makes perfect sense to me. I'm not impressed with Fiorentina, a couple of mistakes and you're two-nil down. It'll be a different story at Anfield.

Pah! In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

I sometimes wonder about those people who spend so much money on Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

I'm pretty sure I've had to put this up before on the subject of people's drinking habits but if I must repeat myself then so be it. Water vs Alcohol It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia Coli Bacteria found in water that contains faeces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum, gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermentation. It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for you. THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

Sally Can't Dance - Lou Reed.

There She Goes - The La's

Hmmm....I'm impressed Woof. No doubt they'll be good for shooting ladybirds and wasps. Pesky blighters.

I like the sound of crackleflange Brendan. Snap crackle and flange. Sounds good to me. I want some NOW!!!

There She Goes Again - Velvet Underground.

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Indeed Jah, Monday can be frightful, but there is > no need for bad language, and you are not too old > to go over my knee (wags finger)... Hmmm... Some people pay good money for that sort thing.

I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun - Bill Wyman.