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Indeed Brendan. Daytime telly sucks.

Song For The Dumped - Ben Folds Five

I think you're having a very large giraffe at our expense Tony.

Yes I did (in '79) and very soon came to regret it. I voted for Blair too in '97, a man cut from the same cloth as Thatch and boy did I regret that one as well.

I hear you. I got very bored at times when I was off the sauce and there is nothing more boring than seeing your friends getting pissed when you're stone cold sober. I coped by smoking lots of weed. The last time I gave up though for any real lenght of time was 20 years ago when I stopped for a year. I've been drunk and I've been sober and I like to think I've reached a happy medium between the two now, though obviously I still have my moments but I don't feel guilty about it the next day. I know my limitations now.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: > What whilst still alive, I mean I loved & loathed > her but burying her whilst there is a pulse..... > > I mean c'mon > > > W**F I'm all for it. Bury the bitch now!

Ha! Tony light blue touch paper and stand well back. I hate Thatcher and all that she stands for and when she dies and hopefully it will be soon I will one of many thousands of people queuing up to dance on her grave.

Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Mr Soft - Cockney Rebel

I've always got one or two novels on the go from "classics" to modern contempary stuff. So the answer the your question MM is a resounding YES.

When Jacko was last up on a kiddie fiddling charge it was said that Macauley Culkin told lawyers that he would not appear as a witness if anything was raised about his alleged sperm donations to one of Wacko Jacko's kids. It's rumoured that he maybe the father of one of them.

Eliza.D Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Already posted best gig being Bob Marley and the > Wailers at Crystal Palace. But you never forget > your first gig. Thin Lizzy at Earls court. I was at that Bob Marley gig too. Saw Thin Lizzy on the Live & Dangerous tour at Wembley Arena '76.

Actually BBW apparently Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be melted down and made into plastic bags so he could still be a danger to small children. err...sorry.

Huh! Mark my words Keef, now he's dead they'll be a septic tank full of scum rising to the top of the tabloids front page headlines selling their stories about how they were abused by Michael Jackson and he won't have highly paid lawyers to defend him.

Q: What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson? A: Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August. Err....sorry.

Okay one last thing. Let's be honest here. He made two - admittedly brilliant - albums released over a quarter of a century ago, and the money to hire better lawyers than Gary Glitter could afford...that's about it!

*Quickly pokes nose back in* Oi! Has anyone seen my mescaline?

I've been looking for those socks yer fecker. They were made out of wolf hair doncha yer know. *Goes to the bar and grabs bottle of a Rebel Yell and stomps out in a huff and a puff*

So you're looking for a girl with a fat arse. I don't think you'll have any trouble there. Try a Yates's Wine Lodge or anywhere in Croydon.

Try a bakery.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Words cannot express the depth of my indifference. Sums up exactly how I feel about it perfectly and that's all I have to say on the matter.

A United fan on the receiving end. Do we know who the opposing team was?

Or the Sunday Times come to think of it Brendan.

Alan Dale will be gutted about that MP.

If you look carefully enough there's an R for Rangers inside the stripes.