From "Yes Prime Minister": Jim Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: * The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; * The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; * The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; * The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; * The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; * The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; * And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is. Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun? Bernard Woolley: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.