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Absolutely revolting. How despicable came you get? Fcuk religion and not just the catholic religion.

Man walks into a library and asks for a book on Tourette's Syndrome. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you c*nt."The man says, "Yep, that's the one."

A bloke goes into the doctors and says, "I've got a mole on my dick, can you remove it please?" So the chap pulls his trousers and pants down, and the doc says, "Yes sir, I can remove that mole... but I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the RSPCA."

Two Indian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care... One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.

Achieved In The Valley Of The Dolls - Barry Adamson & Billy MacKenzie

Alone In The Wilderness - Culture

I Think We're Alone Now - Lena Lovich

Thanks for something different on the Lane. Gonna miss you. Bloody shame but keep dreaming and the best of luck to you. See you soon.

99

He wouldn't have been much good to you at Liverpool either though would he if he's been injured 80% of the time.

Sorry red devil but you posted just a little too late. You Better You Bet - The Who

Parker's histrionics were pathetic. He was trying to get the other player sent off rolling around as if he'd been shot. Tottenham were superb last night. I really thought that Boro could have been another banana skin as they had suddenly struck form with a couple of good results including beating Liverpool 2-0. Great to see Robbie Keane back in form and scoring and creating goals again. I'd be very surprised if Aaron Lennon isn't picked in the next England squad, whenever he gets the ball people are up on their feet in anticipation that something good is going to happen and this season usually does. Quids you're right. Newcastle are looking in seriously deep shit.

Ah! A woman after my own heart. Exquisite taste GG.

And cheers Hona, you're a true gent and your credit card is more flexible than most.

I haven't got any kids Gigi and I'm a born hedonist who loves a drink. Come and join us. I'm sure Hona would find it an honour as I would myself to have some delectable female company in the bar. What'll you be having?

Fine! I don't mind waiting. Let the Guinness flow. Bloody expensive round this isn't it?

Innit tho!

Can Blue Men Sing The Whites - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Ahhh! Shoes. I'm rather think Giggirl that you are the Imelda Marcos of the EDF.

I don't suppose you could get your man Dermot to have a shifty in your esteemed wine cellar Hona could you as I have a certain yearning for a Chateau Lafite de Rothchild '58 followed by a Margaux '61. Any chance old bean? Oh! and I'll be having a pint of Guinness while I wait and one for Brendan too while you're at it. Cheers!

bigbadwolf Wrote: Jah are you 'the dude'? Nope. I'd like Last Orders Please by the Faces played at mine plus I'd like to be stuffed and put in a glass case behind bar of The Dog where I can stare down at the customers who dare to order soft drinks in a pub. Bastards!

What Quids said apart from the Arsenal bit obviously.

Yeah, the cops were good that day. There was so much ganja being openly smoked they could have had a field day but chose not to.

Man Utd earnt their luck in that '99 final. They kept going and got the rewards. Bayern were already celebrating and forgot the game lasts until the final whistle.