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Jah Lush

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  1. Jah Lush

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    As a rule. No.
  2. Well it's news to me. Frankly I could give a flying fcuk.
  3. Jah Lush

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    I have a 12-inch ruler tattooed on my penis.
  4. Keith Can't Read - Green On Red
  5. Canyons Of Your Mind - The Bonzos
  6. Good grief! Eleven pages of complete and utter utter utter utter crap. Please Admin do us all a favour and put this thread to bed, lock it up and throw away the key.
  7. Does Your Pussy Do The Dog - The Cramps
  8. Drive-In Saturday - David Bowie
  9. Portsmouth 2 Man City 3 The FA Cup Blackburn 2 Coventry 0 Sheff Utd 2 Hull 2 Swansea 1 Fulham 2 Watford 1 Chelsea 3 West Ham 2 Middlesbrough 1 Arsenal 2 - Cardiff 0
  10. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I just add..... > > Tottenham 0 assorted waiters/caddys/hookers from > La Manga 8 Not this weekend you can't coz we ain't playing this week. Maybe next time.
  11. More Than I Can Stand = Bobby Womack
  12. I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea - Elvis Costello
  13. About time too!
  14. It only takes one friendly after the highs of Croatia and Germany and oh dear suddenly we're shit again. I really don't think we're as bad as all that. Spain were excellent but they were up against a seriously depleted England side. We can certainly take some lessons home with us and I'm sure one of the things Fabio Capello learnt last night was that Matthew Upson ain't bloody good enough.
  15. Sorry Ted. Good luck with tomorrow's front page spread. I'm guessing something along the lines of diseased local lothario spreads the legs of the local slappers. Right own up! Macroban. It's you.
  16. You Gotta Move - The Rolling Stones
  17. You're Tex Max trying to drum up more sales of the SLP. Come on own up and hand over the wedge sharpish.
  18. Oh I Do Like To Be On The B-Side - The Andrew Loog Oldham Orchestra
  19. I wasn't there. So none of me either. It's bad enough with the paparazzi permanantly parked outside my house and having to avoid their camera flashes but whenever I go to an EDF piss-up there's Andrew with his zoom lense. Click click click! Flash, flash!. "No pictures please, ask my agent."
  20. I Wanna Be Me - Sex Pistols
  21. PS: This really should go into the wanted section. You may have more luck there.
  22. Through The Lonely Nights - The Rolling Stones
  23. Yeah that's right Don Revie was a cheating bastard and was a runner-up more times than he was a winner and he was possibly the worst England manager we've ever had who buggered off to the United Arab Emirates when offered a fat cheque and the going got tough.
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