Jah Lush

Is the housing market really that bad?

I plead insanity. I was crazy about those figs.

Indeed but I've still got some left over from Christmas. Do you want one?

One shouldn't give a fig.

Good business for Spurs...financially yes but Robbie Keane and Jermaine Defoe never really hit it off on the pitch as a partnership but as Defoe is out for a few months it's a very good signing as he's a top player and hopefully he can hit it off with Roman Pavluychenko starting at White Hart Lane on Sunday against The Arse. Oh! and I'm going to the game.

Only popped in for a couple of pints as I'm not really a big fan of the Bishop , and it really was heaving in there but when I saw Brendan outside smoking a tab on my way past and then the lovely Strawbs who gave me a big hug I felt a sudden lure of the Guinness and very nice it was too.

The revolution will not be televised.

That was *Bob* And Ted's Big Adventure.

Hmmmm...finally got washed and dressed. Quite fancy a pint now. Might nip down for a Sherbet or two after all. Now where did I put the toboggan?

Mine's been on all weekend and I still haven't got home yet so it'll be warm as toast when I finally do make it back.

I ain't going nowhere in this weather. I don't want to get frostbite on the old pump and toolbag.

Can I insert a bashing the bishop joke in here?

Thank you Sean. Bill Hicks still inspires today. We need more people like him around.

Sounds like a good idea to me but I've been attacking the sauce like George Best on a jolly-up since Friday and feel that my pancreas may explode if I even look at another drink.

snorky Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > half empty / full doesnt come anywhere near my > personal situation > > > Imagine the glass is empty, smashed on the table > and ground into my face > > imagine a boot stamping on a face forever > > etc Miserable bastard.

For Miles obviously. Look Out There's A Monster Coming - The Bonzo Dog Band

May your cup never floweth over.

Here you go Tillie. Probably his best known track. John Martyn - May You Never

Child Of The Moon - The Rolling Stones

Archer

David Bentley definitely has the talent but he just doesn't work hard enough. He's all flash and not enough graft. To be a great player you must have both and at the moment he doesn't have either. Still living off that 40 yarder against the Arsenal in that 4-4 earlier in the season. He only likes playing on the right. Against Stoke in midweek he played quite well but when him and Aaron Lennon switched wings in the second half guess who disappeared? By contrast Lennon has been brilliant for us this despite the team having a poor season. He is lightening quick, great skill, works very hard, always wants the ball, scores goals and his final ball is finally coming together. Should be back in the England reckoning very soon.

Half full. Depends who's buying though.

Peace

Arsenal 2 West Ham 1 Aston Villa 2 Wigan 1 Bolton 1 Tottenham 3 Fulham 2 Portsmouth 1 Hull 2 West Brom 0 Man Utd 2 Everton 0 Middlesbrough 1 Blackburn 2 Stoke 0 Man City 3 Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1 Newcastle 1 Sunderland 2

I was at White Hart Lane the other night and Mike Riley had a shocker. As referees go he is very poor. Not the first time I've seen him have stinker either. Bentley and Woodgate were needlessly booked and having accumulated five booking each will now miss the Arsenal game. Not that we'll miss Bentley much.