Jah Lush

Isn't it time for your walkies?

He's back!

I avoid the strip at the weekend these days because...well, it's just crap. But if I want a relatively cheap pint I'll go to the Dog in the Village where a pint of Harveys in ?2.50 or venture up to Hoopers where they always have good deals on their beers and different real ales each week. But if you like Weatherspoons (I don't) and their cheap prices there is one a short bus ride away in Forest Hill.

I'm like this.

Very lethargic. Still recovering from the weekend's over-indulgence.

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. ''Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom, "After six months out here I'm ready to meet somelocal folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More'n' likely gonnabe some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again. " "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" . . . . . . . . . . "Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us."

Going up to White Hart Lane tonight for what looks like a six-pointer against Stoke City. A must win for Spurs. Three points please Harry.

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Well they've had a few rehearsals and they went very well but nothing much has happened since. I don't think anything will happen with the gigs until late Spring or summer.

That's pretty much how I feel about The Faces reforming HonaloochieB although I feel it certainly will not be the same without the very marvellous and lovely and very sadly deseased Ronnie Lane. I hope you and your boy have a top night out and I'm sure you will. Roll Away The Stone indeed.

Too many to mention and as the lovely LegalEagle-sh says they wouldn't be a secret if I told you. Anyway, here's a clue:- Sex & Drugs & Rock n' Roll.

Derby 1 Nottm Forest 0 Chelsea 3 Ipswich 0 Doncaster 0 Aston Villa 3 Hartlepool 0 West Ham 8 Hull 2 Millwall 1 Kettering 0 Fulham 3 Man Utd Res 3 Tottenham Res 1 Portsmouth 2 Swansea 1 Sheff Utd 3 Charlton 0 Sunderland 2 Blackburn 2 Torquay 1 Coventry 1 Watford 1 Crystal Palace 2 West Brom 2 Burnley 2 Wolverhampton 1 Middlesbrough 0

MadWorld74 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I'm off to burn in > hell. Have you chosen to be cremated when you finally fall off this mortal coil? There seems little difference to me. There are no Gods only religion.

So farewell Sandperson. It's been nice knowing you even though we haven't met. Our reserves are playing yours tomorrow so let's see who's best.

Dulwich_ Park_ Fairy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PLEASE PLEASE no sports - there are plenty of > other pubs in ED, please keep the Magnolia > sport-free > > There really isn't though. The CPT is a useless > space for watching sport, which just leaves the > Vale and the EDT. We promise to leave before 7 > o'clock, honest. Go to Hoopers, CPT, EDT or the Vale or watch it at home.

Good grief! Just spotted this...are Mott The Hoople really reforming? May I pose the question:- Ariel Bender or Mick Ralphs? Obviously you'll be wanting the original line-up but they did go through a few changes didn't they. You must be as happy as I am about The Faces reforming this year Hona. Quite a year ahead.

Bread and dripping?

I was last year and I'm certainly hoping to again this year.

If You Need Me - Solomon Burke

Well Piers if Fabio Capello can give that useless lump Darren Bent a cap he can certainly give Carlton Cole one too. He seems to go with form and Carlton Cole always did well with the Under-21s so I don't see why he can't get a leg up into the full squad if he is playing well. Oh and by the way..... "Spurs are on their way to Wembley Tottenham's gonna do it again You just can't stop 'em The boys from Tottenham The boys from White Hart Lane Oh!"

A wet night at Turf Moor tonight and I know we're 4-1 up from the first leg and should make it to the final against Man Utd but I still think it'll be tight. Come On You Spurs!

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think Oliver James may have just suggested that > a manic depressive is going to kill Obama Are you sure you don't mean Jamie Oliver? :-$

Let's hope not Sue, otherwise they'd have to look for bigger premises. I'm sure they're very happy with the way their business is ticking over even during this current recession.

The opposite of WTF I should imagine.

Hold On I'm Coming - Sam & Dave