Jah Lush

Good grief! Slolari gone...well, results speak for themselves and they've been crap at home this season but they are still third in the Premiership and still in the Champions League but even Toad Of Toad Hall had a better match by match record. I went to Spurs yesterday and reading the papers this morning I've seen that the myopic Mad Professor is at it again. "We had the best of chances (eh?), we scored a regular goal that was cancelled out by an illusionary foul seen only by the referee. I've seen it two times and I still don't know why it was disallowed." Facts (1) Spurs shots on target 5, Arsenal 2 Spurs shots off target 11, Arsenal 4. (2) Ball possession - Spurs 56% Arsenal 44%. (3) Pass completion - Spurs 74% Arsenal 69% (4) What the feck is "an illusionary foul"? Eboue pushed Woodgate twice and was tripped by Adebayor into the bargain and the referee blew for the foul long before the ball was in the back of the net. (5) He claims he's seen it twice. Normally he says he didn't see it. I'd say he was under the influence of some powerful mind expanders and was hallucinating off his tits because he was certainly watching a different game from the one I watched yesterday. Having said that I think Robbie Keane looked a little off the pace from his bench warming times at Liverpool and we missed the cutting edge of Jermain Defoe. However, Arsenal did well with ten men and made it very difficult for us with their defending. I thought William Gallas had a fantastic game at the back but my man of the match was Wilson Palacious who had a fantastic home debut. He tackles brilliantly (and you don't see that too much these days, it's a bit of a dying art) wins the ball, has a good passing range and even came close with a rasping 20-yarder.

Trust Is A Must - Ian Dury

Like Keef I turned up late and four sheets to the wind to the last Forum drinks here and had a great time but not sure if I can make this one.

Feck!

I am cooler than thou and I can't be having the radio on with all those stoooopid Djs and their inane banter and extremely irritating adverts. I am my own DJ and play what I want on my own sound system. Feck the radio.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jah Lush Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Count to ten....deep breath and out and again. > > That's it. Phew! > > I trust you will note Jah, that I didn't write > those things about your team, they were written by > others I was merely qouting them. No mate. I was doing that for myself. We've been there before and we both know there's no need. Friendly banter is fine with me. Quids just likes to wind me up every Friday and I like to let him know that I fall for it every time. Makes him happy I suppose so he can go away and enjoy his weekend in the full knowledge that he's had his little dig at a Spurs fan, sorry a Spud. Little things please little minds.... oh did I just say that! Ahem! Deep breath, in and out, and again. Count to ten. Another deep breath. That's better.

Count to ten....deep breath and out and again. That's it. Phew!

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Greatest ever strike partnership was, Ian Rush and > Kenny Dalglish Well, if you want to go that far back I'll go even further, Jimmy Greaves and Alan Glizean.

Au contraire La Beckham has many many many mistakes and most of them to do with hair-dos or shall we say hair-dont's. Oh and marrying a stick insect called Vicky.

Okay Beckham's a grafter and he's a very good dead ball specialist and a good crosser so what. He's not fit to clean George Best's boots.

I'm Gonna Bring A Watermelon To My Girl Tonight - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Oh! That must have hurt Quids.

Whoops! It is on Sunday. You'd better it watch down the pub then. Come on you Spurs!

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Tottenham 0 v Arsenal 8 > > I'm Arsenal to the marrow as people on this forum > will testify, but come on, let's be real here. He's West Ham Atila and he only does it to wind me up. Plank!

Precisely Atila. I remember going to Highbury for the derby many years ago and he destroyed us and it still pains me to this day but he was magnificent. Are you going on Saturday? Bit of a bastard the 1.30 kick-off but I'll be there.

Blackburn 1 Aston Villa 2 Chelsea 2 Hull 0 Everton 1 Bolton 1 Man City 3 Middlesbrough 1 Portsmouth 1 Liverpool 2 Sunderland 3 v Stoke 1 West Brom 2 v Newcastle 1 Wigan 2 v Fulham 2 Tottenham 2 v Arsenal 1 West Ham 1 Man U 4

This is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you because I'm Spurs through and through but Denis Bergkamp was different class. Unfortunately Gazza when he was in his pomp injured himself almost beyond repair and moved to Italy just as the Premiership was getting off the ground otherwise he'd be right up there.

Get Down On It - Kool & The Gang

I'm willing to bet that most of the people who have contributed to this thread have never read so many column inches about Jade Goody until now.

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshire man: "Ah've come to see thee abaht me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshire man: "Nay lad, I've browt it wi' me."

Anything to shake up this country's peoples off of it's apathetic political arse is very positive. We've taken far too much crap for too long as fat cats line their pockets awarding themselves for failure. I know I'm sounding a bit like Rik from the Young Ones or Citizen Smith but I've had enough of watching and doing nothing as this country goes to the dogs so I'm all for it.

I've been lucky and haven't had to pay for a ticket to see the Stones since 1990 tour but you might be right this time around. Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

Usually around 8pm.

Sorry, just showing my age and my fanaticism for the Stones. I Am Waiting was on the Aftermath album (1966). We Love You - The Rolling Stones

I Am Waiting - The Rolling Stones