Jah Lush

Yeah! That's dangerous territory ratty.

Terry's All Gold.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Well at least you can spell dyslexia so it can't be that bad.

After Midnight - J J Cale.

Because Keane and Berbatov aren't there anymore and Harry fancies him (in a non-sexual way of course).

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will be interesting to see if any Spurs players > are tempted away to Madrid by Ramos... Interesting? It would be fucking hilarious. He lost the dressing room for a start and I really don't think there are too many of our players who are good enough to play for Real Madrid.

The Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett

That would be bonkers Kells wouldn't it. Lennon's doing the business again and O'Hara gets better with every game. Cracking goal against the Hammers. We could do with another forward but I don't think Robbie Keane will be coming back anytime soon. I don't think Harry's got much to spend anyway and will probably wheel and deal in the loan market. Frankly, I don't think we need any of Portsmouth's players apart from Jermaine Defoe. Ratty. If memory serves me well, didn't Portsmouth buy Defoe in January of last year? That's 12 months. So we can have him. Twelve million quid for Johnson! You're having a laugh. Besides once Alan Hutton is back from injury we wouldn't need him anyway.

Silver Train - The Rolling Stones

Hoorah! Kells is a fellow Spur. I thought I was the only one on here.

Stuff and bloody nonsense! How much did you pay for Johnson anyway? Mind you what with his England recall and "goal of the season" he's certainly upped his price recently but we could certainly afford him.

Miss You - The Rolling Stones

Bunk is the nuts. Probably my favourite character.

I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea - Elvis Costello

Carol singers. Bollocks! Which one's Carol? I'll ring her bloody neck. Go on feck off the lot of yer.

I Don't Want To Talk About It - Rod Stewart

Jeremy Wrote: "Oozing class & sophistication, its retro/ > glamourous interiors, large dance floor areas, VIP > areas..." Now that does sound like a load of bollockz. Think I'll stick to the pub. Bollockz to it.

I've never bought a Christmas tree in my entire life and I'm not bloody well starting now. Feck off.

Too Drunk To Fcuk - The Dead Kennedys

Oh Kells (welcome aboard by the way) please tell us you're not a Gooner? We've more than an elegant sufficiency of them on here already.

Bollocks! *Bob* those names are even worse and you know it too don't you. Boho Bar is fine with me but whether it's a drinking den worth drinking in we'll have to wait and see.

Your A Better Man Than I - The Yardbirds

That's a great album David.

A murder ballad for you on this cold wintry day. Where The Wild Roses Grow - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (with Kylie Minogue).