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Happy Silly Season.

Yeah the reception in the Dog is crap but even worse where I live on Melford Road. I'm on Vodafone by the way.

Saturday night telly. Spike Milligan - Laugh At A Cretin

Mellow Yellow - Donovan

SOME INTERESTING FACTS It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3kg (6lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.

Mmm...nice and laid back. Cornershop - Sleep On The Left Side Edited because I'm brain dead this morning.

Yes it would Anna but only if we win.

Hello Goodbye - The Beatles

You're not wrong there lard. Gonna a be a very tough draw for both teams especially Spurs against the very rich Shakhtar Donesk.

SCSB79 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Da Vinci Code You're being ironic right?

Dancing In The Street - Matha Reeves & The Vandellas

Collages with political statements set to a massive tune. Open Up - Leftfield and John Lydon

The Fun Boy Three With Bananarama

Just been reminded of George Orwell on the other thread and two of my favourites of his our Down And Out In Paris and London and Homage To Catalonia.

I devoured everything that Orwell ever wrote when I was in my teens and early 20s. In fact I'm gonna add one or two onto the good books section.

I did read Bad Wisdom - The Lighthouse At The Top Of The World by Bill Drummond and Mark Manning Brendan which was hilariously bonkers and talking of which and is a very good read is 45 by Bill Drummond, he of the KLF Foundation.

George Orwell's 1984 Keef? Sacrilege... ok I'll give you one thing it's bloody despressing but I'm very glad you said it has a lot to say and it's well written.

UEFA Cup Draw Round of 32 Paris St Germain v Wolfsburg FC Copenhagen v Manchester City NEC Nijmegen v Hamburg Sampdoria v Metalist Braga v Standard Liege Aston Villa v CSKA Moscow Lech Poznan v Udinese Olympiacos v St Etienne Fiorentina v Ajax AaB Aalborg v Deportivo La Coruna Werder Bremen v AC Milan Bordeaux v Galatasaray Dynamo Kiev v Valencia Zenit St Petersburg v Stuttgart Marseille v Twente Shakhtar v Tottenham First legs to be played February 18/19. Second legs to be played February 26. Round of 16 Werder Bremen/AC Milan v Olympiacos/St Etienne Aston Villa/CSKA Moscow v Shakhtar/Tottenham Lech Poznan/Udinese v Zenit St Petersburg/Stuttgart Paris St Germain/Wolfsburg v Braga/Standard Liege Dynamo Kiev/Valencia v Sampdoria/Metalist FC Copenhagen/Manchester City v AaB Aalborg/Deportivo La Coruna Marseille/Twente v Fiorentina/Ajax Sampdoria/Metalist v Bordeaux/Galatasaray

The Hollies

Oh God! I could be here all day with this one. Anyway, here's a few. The Master & Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter - Carson McCullers A Confederacy Of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess Saturday Night And Sunday Morning - Alan Silitoe Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson Hangover Square - Patrick Hamilton To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee The Magus - John Fowles The Strange Life Of Ivan Osokin - P D Ouspensky The Scarlet & Black - Stendhal Diary Of Madman and other stories - Nikolai Gogol.

It's tough at the top Mockney but someone's gotta do it.

Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones

Oh God yes...anything by JRR Tolkien. Complete airy fairy fecking tedious twaddle. Oh and yes Jeffrey Archer should be shot for crimes againt literature amongst other things. Give me the gun. Any self-help books like You Can Heal Your Life by Louise L Hay. Utter utter bollocks.

Keef, I think you'll find you have OCD.

Nah...that's Harry Potter and the Wankers Of Doom. By the way I've just been into a newsagents and spotted a magazine called Intelligent Life with Paris Hilton on the cover apparently reading Leo Tolstoy's War And Peace. Surely something wrong there. Paris Hilton/Intelligent Life - is an oxymoron. Edit: Not to be confused with the Winkers Of Doom a biography of Christiano Ronaldo.