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The Hollies

Oh God! I could be here all day with this one. Anyway, here's a few. The Master & Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov. The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter - Carson McCullers A Confederacy Of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess Saturday Night And Sunday Morning - Alan Silitoe Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson Hangover Square - Patrick Hamilton To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee The Magus - John Fowles The Strange Life Of Ivan Osokin - P D Ouspensky The Scarlet & Black - Stendhal Diary Of Madman and other stories - Nikolai Gogol.

It's tough at the top Mockney but someone's gotta do it.

Street Fighting Man - The Rolling Stones

Oh God yes...anything by JRR Tolkien. Complete airy fairy fecking tedious twaddle. Oh and yes Jeffrey Archer should be shot for crimes againt literature amongst other things. Give me the gun. Any self-help books like You Can Heal Your Life by Louise L Hay. Utter utter bollocks.

Keef, I think you'll find you have OCD.

Nah...that's Harry Potter and the Wankers Of Doom. By the way I've just been into a newsagents and spotted a magazine called Intelligent Life with Paris Hilton on the cover apparently reading Leo Tolstoy's War And Peace. Surely something wrong there. Paris Hilton/Intelligent Life - is an oxymoron. Edit: Not to be confused with the Winkers Of Doom a biography of Christiano Ronaldo.

Indeed. Enduring image isn't it.

Anything "written" by Katie Price. Not that that I've read any of 'em mind. I only looked at the pictures while I was on the bog.

I think Evra should also be fined for constistently poking his tongue out in a threatening manner.

Blackburn 2 Stoke 1 Bolton 2 Portsmouth 2 Fulham 2 Middlesbrough 1 Hull 2 Sunderland 1 West Ham 1 Aston Villa 3 Arsenal 2 Liverpool 2 Newcastle 2 Tottenham 3 West Brom 1 Man City 3 Everton 1 Chelsea 3

is my own front teeth.

Happy - The Rolling Stones (written and sung of course by Keith Richards, who today collects his bus pass. Happy 65th birthday Keith).

Forgot to insert this so it is. Rafa wants to swap Pennant for Lennon

Excellent post Lard. Oh look Rafa Benitez wants to swap Jermaine Pennant for our very own Aaron Lennon. Feck off Rafa you can't have him. Why on earth would we want to do that. Lennon is by far the better player so keep yer fecking hands off.

So you're moving to Crystal Palace Road and you haven't even checked it out yet? Blimey! Look don't worry, it's a fine road, quiet long too and halfway down it's got the CPT so lucky you.

Bloody hell! That bank and the one next door have been turned over more times than I care to remember.

What Mark said. I can't stand those brain washed bus preachers. They're fecking mental.

Being local I should also try to get down to see Dulwich Hamlet again soon. I've been meaning to go for quite a while now as I haven't been to see them since the 60s when they shared the ground with Corinthian Casuals and they lost four-nil at home to Sutton United.

I was brought up in Dulwich in the 60s/70s and the nearest local teams are of course Crystal Palace and Millwall. My dad's family were Palace fans. The first game I went to aged seven back in 1965 was with an uncle and the Palace lost 4-1 at home to Wolves in a Cup game so I can't say I was that impressed. I then went to a couple of games at Millwall who were equally bad but already long before then I'd become a Spurs fan because I'd seen the greatest goalscorer of all time (Jimmy Greaves) knocking them in for England and of course he played for Spurs so that was that really. I became hooked and I've been going on a fairly regular basis since 1968.

And upwards of ?23 million will come in very handy if Tony Adams is to do the some shopping in the January Sales.

Sounds nasty. hope you're feeling better soon. Recently I went to a party on the moon. I wish I hadn't bothered. There was no atmosphere and the price of the drinks were out of this world. What's Uranus like?

That's one who isn't coming to Spurs then ratty.

The only New Year's resolution that I've ever stuck to was when I gave up making New Year's resolutions ten years ago.

I still haven't seen David Haye fight yet but from what I've read so far I think he has a very good chance of taking the ponderous Vitalki Klitchko's title. Haye is a former world cruiserweight champion who can emulate Evander Holyfield and win the heavyweight title as well. Talking of Holyfield, who at 46 should have retired more than a decade ago is next weekend fighting the giant 7ft 2in Russian Nikolai Valuev. He hasn't got a hope in hell. This is a gross mis-match and I seriously fear for Holyfield's life.