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Jah Lush

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  1. The Village Green Preservation Society - The Kinks
  2. I got a Jehovah's Witness advent calender the other day. I opened the first door and there was two of the bastards standing behind it.
  3. Jah Lush

    a joke

    The makers of Pedigree Chum have gone bust and have called in the retrievers.
  4. Fix Up, Look Sharp - Dizzee Rascal
  5. Burger Ring? Sounds like a euphemism for something messy in the trouser area.
  6. Man Of The World - Fleetwood Mac
  7. Nothing personal Michael. Perhaps I should send that revolting Gillian McKeith round to wag her finger at the lot of you.
  8. Yuk! Revolting pub snacks for fat proles with blotched and lagered skin.
  9. He wasn't given enough time and certainly no money to get his own players in but no wins in eleven games tells it's own story. He'll be back and good luck to him.
  10. Chuff, that is perfectly normal.
  11. Keef old bean, I was just about to write the same thing but you beat me to it. Being single as I am gives me an enormous sense of irresponsibility and I'm all the more happier for it. Enjoy your freedom while you can JumpingJackFlash.
  12. Pretty sure there's a Fancy Dress shop on Dartmouth Road in Forest Hill or there certainly used to be or there is one further up on Kirkdale.
  13. dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh EastDulwich can't possibly let you see a photo. Just trust > me, I'm a stunner. Don't believe a word of it. I happen to know that s/he's a brickie from Penge.
  14. To Be A Lover - Shenley Dufus
  15. Sorry, gotta pull out. ("Oooh...saucy!" copywright Barbara Windsor).
  16. I often come home early in the evening to hear my neighbour playing the trombone. I mean a real one too.
  17. Sad to say I've not been in for a few years now but do remember many good times in there. Wonderful food, excellent wine and always good atmosphere. I sincerely hope you enjoy your retirement. You've certainly earned it. I can't beleive it's been 23 years, it's gone so quickly. You'll be sorely missed. Best of luck to you both.
  18. On The Road Again - Canned Heat
  19. Wheel's On Fire - Bob Dylan
  20. Burning Wheel - Primal Scream
  21. Movin' On Up - Primal Scream
  22. What's Going On - Marvin Gaye
  23. Jah Lush

    a joke

    Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack? A: Because he only comes once a year.
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