Jah Lush

I hadn't expected to make it but bloody hell what a good night. One of the best. Really enjoyed this one. The Karoake which I'd never done before was a good laugh, Keef was awesome and Mac you should be ashamed of yourself for bottling out, the beer flowed and although I was pretty well juiced before I got there I'm pretty sure I behaved myself and didn't flirt as much as I usually do. Great to meet all the oldies and newbies too (Jumping Jack Flash, cor! What a stunner) And the bear song. Brilliant! Good old fashioned vulgarity at it's best. Thanks to the bar staff too. Lovely old fashioned boozer which I hadn't been too in a while.

All Around The World - Oasis

Spoilsport!

Sharon_H Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SeanMacGabhann Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ahh - but WHAT did you win Sharon? > > > > Cheers for looking out for us in your manor as > > well > I used to do the pub quiz there about 15 years ago. First prize was usually a case of beer which we'd quickly polish off afterwards. > They said the prize was a barrel of beer, but I > think they probably meant a gallon, either one I'm > happy!

I Don't Know What You Got But It's Got Me - Little Richard

That Girl Belongs To Yesterday - Gene Pitney

If a girl ever calls you "nice" or "cute" then you can forget about shagging her.

Stupid Girl - Garbage

Huguenot Wrote: I would be honoured to polish their stools. I think you're onto something here. This could be a very lucrative market.

Beginning to yawn and stretch a bit, feeling rather tired. I was up at 5.30am and I'm more used to going to bed at that time.

You're all fcuking peasants as far as I can see.

HonaloochieB who was once again overlooked last time out gets my vote for being consistantly the funniest and most entertaining poster on the forum.

Part Time Punks - TV Personalities

Oh my God! Mark what have you done...I seem to have got myself into an early 90s timewarp playing that damned thing.

Forever Young - Bob Zimmerframe

Bloody skint again. Anyone got a spare Hawaiian till payday?

Pills? Pills? Gimmie gimmie...

but what she couldn't see

At my first office Christmas dinner and dance party for a Sunday newpaper I'd starting working on at the tender age of 16 I got absolutely legless on beer, wine and whiskey. A new and friendly colleague of mine said that as his grandmother's house was nearby to the venue where the do was being held I could crash out there and we could go to work together the next morning. I got the spare room where all the Christmas presents were very neatly piled up in one corner. His grandmother was a most welcoming and lovely old lady who went to the trouble of making sure I had a full English cooked breakfast next morning before going back into the office with my appalling hangover. What we didn't know until the next day was that during my drunken blackout I'd woken up in the middle of the night bursting for a slash and had pissed all over presents.

I always go to the Dog (12 -2pm) on Xmas day out of tradition but I'll also be stepping into Hoopers on Ivanhoe Road later as they are open from 12 - 3pm.

Bollocks to Xmas and shove up it up yer arse Santa yer fecking filthy kiddie fiddler. Fecking awful office parties full of dullards that in normal life you'd cross the road to avoid and pathetic once a year drinkers filling the streets with their puke. Bah! to the lot of you.

Mulled wine and mince pies anyone?

Happy birthday EDOldie. Have a glass for me won't you. Cheers!

You Haven't Done Nothing - Stevie Wonder

I can get all that at home.