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Muttley old chap, are you Terry Jones? I think we should be told.

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Takes a deep breath...counts to ten. Bites tongue.

Aston Villa 2 Fulham 1 Middlesbrough 2 Newcastle 2 Stoke City 1 Hull City 2 Sunderland 2 Bolton 1 Wigan Athletic 2 West Brom 0 Chelsea 3 Arsenal 0 Man City 2 Man Utd 3 Portsmouth 2 Blackburn 0 Tottenham 3 Everton 1 Liverpool 3 West Ham Utd 0

What A Waste - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Terry Jones used to enjoy a pint or three all over Dulwich but I believe he's moved up to North London now that he's split up with her indoors and swanned off with a flighty young thing more than half his age. Lucky bastard!

I predict it'll all end in tears and soiled trousers on the Russian cold front.

Ah! but we do Ralphation, we do. It's just a bit of banter. Nothing else. We even drink in their pubs and they drinks in ours. It's a good cross cultural exchange that benefits us all.

Even their forum's a graveyard Michael. AFN = Always Fecking Nauseating.

White Wedding - Billy Idol

I only ever take my hat off when I go outdoors.

Mission accomplished for Spurs and Man City. Come on Pompey. You next.

Q. What does a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness have in common? A. Black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one.

Blue Jean - David Bowie

They've been to 'em all and now they're doing 'em all again.

Playing the Half Moon in Herne Hill this coming Sunday. The Handsome Family - Amelia Earhart The Handsome Family - Your Great Journey

Blue Jean Bop - Gene Vincent & The Blue Caps.

What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Venus - Shocking Pink

Chablis

Life On Mars - David Bowie

I'm not surprised at all. I haven't been into Woolies for more than 20 years. Frankly it's been crap for decades and just hasn't moved with the times.

Sure, I got attitude man. Whaddya got?

Thank feck for that.

Viva Las Vegas - Elvis Presley. Oops, wrong thread.