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Good choice CitizenED. I haven't had a blast of that for years. Great record. Anyway here's the latest offering from the Chemical Brothers.

I feel a bit sorry for Curbishley and Keegan. Both were managers with their hands tied behind their backs when it came to spending and when it comes football chairman most of them know f**k all about football. They are there to make money for themselves and the shareholders, so unless you have a rich benefactor these days who wants to use your club as he plaything you're pretty much f**ked.

Cocktail bars... What the f**k? Sure enough I did my fair share of them when I was in my early 20s and if I feel like a Mohito or a Zombie or whatever I'll nip into the Black Cherry for a couple. But really, what's so adventurous about Adventure? It's possibly the perfect place for the local Estate Agents to smooze n' booze. I don't even need to go in there to know that I'd hate the f**king place and its clientele on sight.

Walk On The Wild Side - Lou Reed

Just move on. Dump the two timing bitch. Plenty more fish in the sea. Honestly, you'll thank me for it one day.

No, we'll just run in, point at you and laugh....ah ha ha ha ha!

Dump her! And if she's the same poster calling herself Maryana on another thread be quick about it becacuse she's gonna dump you at the weekend.

I should think the odds have shortened considerably on Dennis Wise taking over. They were 4-1 this morning though.

Depends if there is anyone else involved. Is there? Have you met someone else?

This just in from the BBC website. Wouldn't surprise me if he walks the plank again. Keegan Future Hangs In The Balance

You've got to laugh when Juande Ramos says he's going to teach Spurs' new signing Roman Pavlyuchenko how to speak English when Ramos hasn't even mastered the language himself yet, still letting Gus Poyet do all the post match interviews. I think Pavlyuchenko could be a very good signing for us but I still think we're short of strikers up front despite getting Fraiser-Campbell in on loan for a year as part of the Berbatov deal with Man Utd. We'll have to spend big again in the January sales as Darren Bent has been a waste of money and Ramos obviously doesn't rate him and now that Pavlyuchenko has arrived he'll find his appearances limited. Also, Giovanni Dos Santos, although not really and out and out striker and still only 19, looks particularly lightweight so we'll struggle to score goals this year without Berbatov, Keane and Defoe who scored more than 60 goals between them last season.

Murder She Wrote - Chaka Demus & Pliers

Me No Pop I - Coati Mundi

Carry Go Bring Home - The Selecter.

Don't Bring Me Down - The Beatles

Johnny looks just like my brother-in-law.

Presence Dear - Blondie

David, I find it rather difficult to believe that you read the Sun. I take it it's for research purposes?

Happy House - Siouxie And The Banshees

God Is In The House - Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds

A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. That is, until the ship sank! He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How did you get here?' She replies, 'I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed herewhen my cruise ship sank.' 'Amazing,' he notes. 'You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.' 'Oh, this thing?' explains the woman. 'I made the boat out of raw materials I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree. 'But, where did you get the tools? 'Oh, that was no problem,' replied the woman. 'On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware.' The guy is stunned. 'Let's row over to my place,' she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, 'It's not much but I call it home. Sit down, please. Would you like a drink?' 'No! No thank you,' he blurts out, still dazed. 'I can't take another drop of coconut juice.' 'It's not coconut juice,' winks the woman. 'I have a still. How would you like a Pina Colada?' Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, 'I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet.' No longer questioning anything, the man goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. 'This woman is amazing,' he muses. 'What next?' When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. 'Tell me,' she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, 'We've been out here for many months. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for?' She stares into his eyes... He swallows excitedly and tears start to form in his eyes..... 'F*****g hell, don't tell me you've got Sky Sports?'

God Only Knows - Beach Boys

Honky Tonkin' - Hank Williams

Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd ----- errr...OK Just Another Honky - The Faces

They are very nice people running the record shop and I've even helped out once when they were a bit short (about 4ft 9ins). Enjoyed a couple of acoustic set there one Saturday afternoon too a few weeks back. Looks for the Dream Machine threads and you'll find out more.