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Even better I'd like the Sex Pistols themselves to do it in the Plough.

Do you mean Chelsea Davey or Chelsea barracks lozzyloz?>:D

I'm pretty sure that the press would have known about Harry's mission right from the get go and it was just a matter of getting the nod from the Royals PR machine as to when he was safely back in this country to print the story. After all the paparazzi had previously spent most of their time chasing a young and very pissed Harry out of various nightclubs for months before he went to Afganistan.

A story is a story is a story and this story is a big one that would always have come out eventually. However much we may feel that journalists can at times be irresponsible in their reporting, it was just a matter of time before this story went to press. Indeed, I'm sure most of the newspapers were probably tipped on this by the Royals PR machine in the first place. Journalists and editors are unrepentant in getting big stories published. If it sells newspapers - and that's what editors are in the business for - then print it and be damned. Print it big and let run and run.

Pint or dictionary Mockney? I'm pretty certain your erudition would confirm the latter.

Sorry, I appear to have swallowed a dictionary and may not be able to make it after all, but we'll see. I'm gasping for a pint.

Just as long as he isn't a straight from the fridge born tired throttle-jockey CWALD then I'll be pleased to make his acquaintance and I may even buy him a drink.:)-D

CWALD I try to be nice to everyone I meet but if he's an un-muzzled eye-offending fustilarian then the answer is no.

When The Whip Comes Down - Rolling Stones

Talking of marriage. It's the February 29th and traditionally the ladies get to propose. I've had to turn down a few today already so be on your guard chaps. Duck n' dive.

A man walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian, "Excuse me Miss, do ye huvany books on suicide?" The librarian looks up and says,"F*ck off! Ye'll no bring it back!"

Damn! You beat me to it Barry.

Hurrah! for Annaj and her secret policewoman's crystal ballshit detector.

Fulsome Prison Blues - Johnny Cash

Ha ha...I'm beyond corrupting. Incorrigible is what I am.

That's just half of the problem KK. I can't remember the last time I had an early night.

But opinions are like arseholes, everybody's got one including you and you.

I haven't got any ointment and I may take you up on your offer Bellenden Belle. My right eye is streaming and very sore and a swelling has now formed underneath. I'm working until 8pm so if I do go I'll be there around nine. I might try and stay for an hour or so but that's most unlike me. I need an ASBO to be put on my hedonism.

He's a 21st Century Schizoid Man

Arsenal 2 v Aston Villa 1 Birmingham 0 v Tottenham 2 Derby 0 v Sunderland 2 Fulham 0 v 3 Man Utd Man City 2 v Wigan 1 Middlesbrough 2 v Reading 1 Newcastle 1 v Blackburn 2 West Ham 1 v Chelsea 2 Bolton 0 v Liverpool 2 Everton 2 v Portsmouth 1

I dress to the right but swing to the left.>:D

The Rolling Stones cover of....well, pretty much anything they've covered really.

Spurs haven't won the title since I was a three-year-old, so it's been a long wait. And, I've got the feeling I'll be waiting a whole longer before we do. Still, I can dream can't I.

I'm not a mummy's boy. You ask my mum. Actually, I'm an orphan now so I can get out of this one. I suppose I could always put myself up for adoption though. Any offers considered.:))

She doesn't. She's not called giggirl for nothing you know.