Jah Lush

Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie Tell me why tell me why Why d'you have to lie Should've realised that Should've told the truth Should've realised You know what I'll do You're in suspension You're a liar

What Time Is Love? KLF

Saw a very pregnant Kate Ford walking along North Cross Road yesterday afternoon.

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No' - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'

OK I stand corrected on Waddle and I should have known that because I was gutted when he left Spurs and so was Lineker who thought he was going to be playing alongside him when he signed for Tottenham. Whoops! Lineker was signed from Barcelona...sheee...it. That's two then.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't go getting yaself excited I'm a happy > "spinster" ;-) Ha! Don't flatter yourself.

Are you kidding? The Italian version is so archaic.

Sorry to correct you David but they all played abroard after the '90 World Cup apart from Beardsley who spent an early part of his career at Vancouver Whitecaps.

yes...hippy bathday Hibbs. Have fun.

You're sticking you're tongue out again KK.

Who me?

Why? We're not in Italy are we? In English a nubile is a marriageable woman or a sexually attractive woman and celibe or a celebate is someone who doesn't have sex and I'm sure KK isn't suggesting that because some of us who might be single go without. This goes back to the old age arguement - one incidentally that I've always found ridiculous - that if a man sleeps around he's a man of the world but if a woman does the same she's a slag.

A stern look and a wagging finger for you Anthony... Anna, will you be wearing a policewoman's uniform at the next Forum bash to admonish other naughty boys? (rubs hands up and down on thighs in a Vic Reeves style).

Just thought I'd add that I predicted the Spurs result and the Reading v Villa and Wigan v Derby correctly so I'm feeling suitably smug.

Peter Crouch was loaned to Dulwich Hamlet when he was starting out at Spurs and Ian Wright also played for the Hamlet.

Cor! Spadetownboy, a proper Irish fry. That's just what I could do with right now but I'd be needing a couple of bangers to go with that as well.

Reminds me that I must get to a barbershop soon. Beck - Devil's Haircut

Tales Of The Riverbank, Animal Magic, Top Cat, The Flintstones and Do Not Adjust Your Set which featured this lot were what I enjoyed most as a nipper.

Less of the old PGC please.

I really feel for that poor lad Eduardo. He has been terrific for the Arsenal this season and they will miss him. I sincerely hope he makes the speediest and fullest of recoveries and is able to resume his playing career as soon as possible. Oh! and he's 25 today. What a way to spend your birthday. I've seen leg breaks like that in my playing days and it really is horrendous. You can hear the bone crack from a mile off when that happens. I don't think it was a malicious challenge at all, just mistimed and clumsy and very unfortunate. Eduardo was just that little bit quicker to the ball and managed to get a touch to it while his foot was left in the air. When a challenge comes in like that and the foot is in mid-air there is much more chance of a serious injury happening and that's what happened. An unfortunate challenge that deserved a booking. I think the player was sent off because the referee reacted to the severity of the injury. If I'd committed an injury on a fellow player like that I wouldn't have wanted to stay on the pitch either so I think the ref did him a favour by sending him off. I can understand the emotional outpouring from Arsene Wenger straight the match when you've just seen one of your players with a career threatening injury like that but he was quick to retract his statement and apologise. All this talk about teams getting over physical with Arsenal is bollocks. They aren't the only team to play quality football with the emphasis on passing and movement, although they are currently one of the finest exponents of the art they are also perfectly capable of dishing it out too. Okay, let's move on. Fabulous day at Wembley yesterday and my voice is perhaps a little hoarse this morning. I paid my respects to the late great Bobby Moore by having some pictures taken by his statue. I can't believe that this man was never knighted while he was alive. A World Cup winning captain, a fabulous player and a perfect gentleman. Spurs were fabulous and fully deserved the win and Chelsea so boring in every way. The were outplayed, outfought and their fans were outsung. Frankly their support is shit! It was the 28th minute before Chelsea threatened our goal with any sort of shot. (Lampard's effort from 20 yards going over the bar). As you can imagine I'm happy as Larry this morning and hope and feel that this will be the first of many more trophies to come under Juane Ramos. The players did us proud. If only we'd had Woodgate and King at the back at the beginning of the season we certainly wouldn't be languishing where we are in the league now. Enough said about Spurs. Obviously I'm very happy but my thoughts are with the boy Eduardo. When things happen like that it puts it all into perspective.

Song For Guy - Elton John

From the '77 Stiff tour and take note - yes that is Ian Dury on drums. If it ain't Stiff in ain't worth a F**k! Wreckless Eric - Reconnez Cherie

Duffy - Mercy

Darling Madworld74. You have complained in the past about the lack of decent wine in the CPT and yet you drink cheap plonk like Verdelho. Frankly I'm appalled. Get yourself down to Green & Blue immediately and invest in something decent.

Edition Of You - Roxy Music