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I wasn't assuming anything Snorky. If you're Italian. Good luck. I just want to be entertained and watch a great football match. I certainly don't want to sit through another boring game like the FA Cup final on Saturday, which quite frankly stunk the place out.

No, what? Snorky. Do want to expand on that? I suppose you're a Man Utd fan.

I'd just like to wish all Liverpool supporters the best of luck against AC Milan in the European Cup Final tonight. Let's hope it's a really great game with plenty of goals and entertainment for everyone watching and the Cup comes back to England. May the best team win.>:D

Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a girls night out, and were decidely over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to go to the loo. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd take off her undies, use them, and then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon. The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came home with a card stuck to her rear end that said 'From all at the Fire Station, we'll never forget you.'"

for such sad and lonely lads

If it's got to be lager then Red Stripe's the one for me. Any chance of getting that on draught?

Since the late great John Peel's passing listening to the radio has become a bit of a chore for me, so I don't bother anymore, not that I was regular listener anyway. Commercial radio is just awful. Adverts every five or ten minutes minutes that seem to go on forever. It does my head in. Talk shows bore me apart from say Robert Elms' show which is usually entertaining and informative at the same time but the rest seem to be full of stupid, deeply irritating DJ's who think they're being funny with their ridiculously dumb inane banter, who play the same records on rotate and why do they all seem to surround themselves with a background staff of laughing sycophants? Urgh! I must be getting old or something.

"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Oscar Wilde.

It's a lovely place Keef, maybe a bit too many tea shops though.

Golf is a game played by men with small balls.

I was in there Saturday night Sean but didn't eat, although I must say the food smelt wonderful, spent most of the time outside as they now have a no smoking policy. Must eat in there soon though.

No, no no. I hate rats. I'm happy being a lounge lizard thank you.

Oh blimey, poor you Mogs. Nothing worse than a drunk when you're stone cold sober.

Good idea. What are you having?

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking on the same lines CitizenEd.

Yeah, life's a bitch and then you die.

Damn you!!! I am gagging for a pint. Only six and half hours to go. Grrr...(6)

I'm a wasted talent and a talented waster.

I simply must see that Mockney. I love anything by Ken Loach.

You lucky smug "working from home" bastards!!! I've only just started work today, stuck in my eyrie high up in Canary bloody Wharf, and I won't be finished until 8 facking pm!!! Bah! to you all. It's just not cricket.(6)

Although it's probably 20 years since I read it, have you tried George Orwell's Homage To Catalonia Mockney?

Tillie, I can't see what you're so worried about. You're a fine looking woman, don't worry yourself about superficialities.

Good job I wasn't there then. I could make a plastic surgeon a rich man.

Is anyone here a re-reader? Are there any books you've enjoyed so much that you've returned to them again and again? Or do you feel life is too short as there are so many other books out there to be enjoyed? I can only think of a dozen or so books I've read more than once and they are...off the top of my head: - Saturday Night And Sunday Morning - Alan Silitoe Billy Liar - Keith Waterhouse A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess The Master And Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov Crime And Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky The Strange Life Of Ivan Osokin - P D Ouspensky The Scarlet And Black - Stendhal The Beautiful And The Damned - F Scott Fitzgerald Down And Out In Paris And London - George Orwell Animal Farm - George Orwell Lord Of The Flies - William Golding Keith Richards, The Unauthorised Biograghy - Victor Bockris I'm sure there's a few more but can't think of them at the moment. Anyway, anyone else a re-reader?

Bloody cowards!