My pink half of the drainpipe seperates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life in all it's minute and tedious attention to detail and was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Who cares, for if it wasn't so then I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life and I will baffle you with cabbages and rhinceroses and the kitchen and sets of quotations from Now We Are Six through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head. So there! all my lunch, Vivian Stanshall