Tony.London Suburbs

Thanks Sean. Can I use one of your comments as it made me laugh, please re: Scientologists?

What are they called please?

Well, I, for one, salute you Mc! It can't be easy on the Front Line out there. Dangerous, some dodgy customers and, usually, what thanks do you get when all is said and done?:-S

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Want a flake with that Tony? I'm not impartial to a "99" I must say Quids:)) Prefer the other varieties these days though..a "49" or "59" or, er. "79" or "89"...heard other variations are fun, as well.B)

God determines who walks into your life...It's up to you who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go. May God bless all of you and your life be full of Peace, Prosperity, Love and Abundance. Amen

???? Wrote: Make it results/ achievement focussed rather than "This is what I did" - eg "Whilst I was front of van, Ice cream sales rose by 10% and the higher value add Double 99s ".... Thats fascinating Quids, I, wrongly, assumed that you were some kind of Broker in The City. Where's your patch and do you have "Turf Wars?"....

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anybody got any useful advice on CV's? Apart from > the usual 'keep it to no more than two pages'. > I haven't written one in years... Lulu, just ensure that your grammer, spelling and punctuation are correct. I'm here to offer advice if you require it.

Rory, Ritchie, Eric, Jeff, Dave, Andy, Jimmy, Jimi, Alvin, Duane. 10 of the best....

Jericho is the lowest permanently inhabited site on earth. I don't know about you but I'm about to get an Ice-Cream, courtesy of my favourite Palestinian Firm ... Walls Of Jericho... Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

Sorry, I forgot. Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum.

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it me, or has TLS been posting coded messages > lately? Might be. Maybe. Anyway he's far too obtuse bordering on esoteric for me.

I'm going to do a "Vera Lynn" on this thread and move it to the "Ditchling" Section. God Bless Dame Vera. Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

sophiesofa Wrote: If they couldn't do anything useful I'd go to the police station and hope no-one claimed it so I could keep half give half to charity. Not that I'm implying anything but it IS amazing ( in my experience) how the money is, usually, claimed at the last possible moment. Still more "Bubbly" for the next Poilceman's Ball...:)) p.s NOT that I am implying anything. Love Life, Love Culture, Love EAst Dulwich Forum

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, but I believe there are some cheap Crocs > available in the for sale section. Don't go for those Crocs. It will all end in tears. Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

There is actual clinical validity in the fear of clowns yet laughter fills the chasm between the way things are and the way things ought to be. Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

I've known several people take money into various Police Stations and, miraculously, the money ( with no I.D.) has been claimed on every occassion, usually at the last possible moment..... Not that I'm implying anything.... Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

shurrrp Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dont get me wrong, i found a purse or a wallet, id > definatly go through it to find a drivers license > or something > so i can find he person and give it back, but if i > found a roll 5 ?20 notes, id take it Thats exactly what everyone I know would do ( including me ) , if I found a purse/wallet in the middle of nowhere with the extra stipulation that I would make a silent prayer that there was no I.D... Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

Young Lady= NOT Bessie Braddock...

In life its all about "the amount".... Man to Young Lady "If I made an offer of ?1,000,000 would you sleep with me?" YL: "Yes"..... Man: "If I made an offer of ?1 would you sleep with me?" YL-Most offended "NO! What do you think I am?":X Man: "We now know what you are Madam, we are just haggling over the price"...B) Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

Remember Guys that there are always consolations in life. If you find five ?20 notes with the same seial number then one of them will be valid... Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum

Lewishamman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My grandson use's bittorrent to listien to music, > he told me it was free. I know what bittorrent is > as well. You people on this community board are > very unwelcoming, do you think just because I am > old I am ignorant of any thing new, well you are > wrong . I may not have the latest games console > but I know the ps3 is the best one doe's that > make me a troll ? I doff my cap to you Sir!! winkyface.. Love Life, Love Culture, Love East Dulwich Forum.

,,,,"anyway now she's giving it the big 'un" she's coming the big "I am" ain't she! ?..she's only gone "Whatever!" and put her hands on her hips and flounced off.!! cAN YOU aDAM AND eVE IT? I've gone spare and shoted to her, I've gone "You jealus ho/e!" I've had a right pop at her, I told her. Here's her, again."U talkin' to me xxxxxface?" she said. I went "Talking to you?" I went, I've gone..."Do.......Final Act to come....

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *Slaps Moos playfully on the bottom, whilst > winking and doing that double teeth click thing* > *Passes her a ?50 note* In and treat your self to > something nice, there's a good girl. *skillfully > ducks flying frying pan* You are, ridiculously, generous Keef.(6) Offer a Lady Godiva and then say "Get yerself sumfink nice, darlin'"..and saunter off to do manly things..

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dear EDF Agony Auntie > > Every time I read a headline, EDF thread title, or > anything else, the first thing that comes into my > head is the title or lyrics of a related song, and > I blurt it out. The same thing happens whenever > somebody says something to me. About anything at > all. > > People don't take me seriously any more. What can > I do? Wouldn't it have been better to have placed the eventual plea of "What can I do" on a final, seperate line? For empthasis,like.

"Well, anyway, I said, I told her, I said. I said to her "Don't you be sooo silly Georgina!!.You are being a fool to yourself, I told her. Then she goes "Whaddyamean". I goes "Whaddyamean, what do I mean??"..I had a right go at her. She's gone "Well I was just asking". Here's her "You're jealous of me, ain't yer Daphne?"..I've gone "Sorry!" So she said "Sorry?" Whaddyaean Sorry?" she said. So I said back to her "Who'se sorry?" I've lost it and told her, I told her, I said "Jealous? Of you?" I said. "Yeah!" she's gone. Then here's her, again "You always 'ave bin!" "'ave bin what?" I goes to her. Here's me again ..."'ave bin whatttt?" I've had a right go at her I did" So I've gone.....................to be continued....