?500,000 is such a small amount of money that it would have spent on something frivolous. I would erect a very large bronze statue on a plinth at the centre of the flower bed at the entrance to Peckham Rye Park. The tablet would read: MACROBAN EAST DULWICH MISANTHROPIST It would stay in place for months as no part of Southwark Council would realise it hadn't been done by another part of the council.