Ultraconsultancy

Thanks, citizen. Not along the retail strip then. If you do find the letter could you let me know?

My gaff - my rules!

So that's the area south of Whateley Road then - going past Pellat, Goodrich, Landells, Barry and Uplands Road?

Thanks for the hint loz - I think I will. Unless the good people at Bayberry are reading this, in which case just send me a PM and I'll get right back to you! Ultraconsultancy

Actually in fairness loz you are right - they are trying hard and when starting a new business it's easy to get too close to the work and forget what you're actually doing - in this case selling nice veggies. I get really pissed off with marketing speak to be honest [all that unit, behaviours, and sub-prime stuff] and always advise clients to take a conversational tone with promo stuff; after all, organic veg is a 'converstaional' kind of business isn't it. Bellenden Road is quite a happening place now isn't it? I usually just scoot through to review books but I might consider hanging around sometime - that locksmiths always struck me as under-utilised kind of place. Good luck with the shop Bayberry!

You are all mistaking, but we who providing marketing product solution contents, much now enjoy the drawing of the attentives away from the product solution into the delivery/mode node surrounding our behaviours. And always with nice visually coded art mimeses too. "Ow much is a poun' o' 'nanas, mate?"

Chase - wasn't the conspiacy theory that he had gone to ED for an aussie allnighter, and the hosts hadn't settled their drug bill, some heavies came round and beat up the first aussie they got hold of. Which happened to be Bon, outside asleep in the car. Sorely missed, acca dacca have never been the same since; it's malcolm's band tho. uc

Come on now - got to be Shackleton surely! I had my wedding reception in his house you know - cue jokes about dangerous voyages into frozen antarctic wastes! How we laughed! uc

did you see the name on the application?

peckham pulse small pool is great - and seems to have some fantastic extras like the moving floor - but apparently they aren't allowed to use the bubble jets 'coz of helf and safety. also ther 3pm kids sessions are being largely used by mums with babies who look disapprovingly on dads with boistrous four year old boys. otherwise fantastic - esp robert the kids teaching supervisor is a top bloke. uc

Elsewhere I'm afraid - its a regular second friday isnt it? Shall I keep 14 sept free? uc

I was on, then off, bt now more seriusly on. Might try to bring some Camberwell chums and sprogs too. Anyone know where I can get some under-the-counter EPO? UC

men cooking is really only about three things big scary animal big burny fire big sharp weapon ergo barbequed tiger that i killed myself is the dish most likely to impress; limp tastelss sausages from iceland less so

Mrs UC is irish, but legally canadian. Little UC ergo has triple nationality - it's the future you know!

Bald Marauder - coming sooner than you think if I can help it!

Brendan has this one about right - I was told by someone who really would know that conductors attracted more serious crime than they stopped - robberies and assaults were far more common on two-crew buses than one. might be less dangerous occupation now that oyster has stripped the cash from the system, but those guys used to carry a serious load of money at some points. Maybe we should have armed them?

Do please be careful lozzyloz - positive recommendations are one thing, but negative comments might just be down to frictional differences between the customer and shop!

WQ - in doric country, thats north of the tay and east of the spey, a quine is a wife or married woman. it pretty much compares to the old fashioned term goodwife. it is often wrongly translated as whore, but in fact is much closer to meaning an experienced woman with a healthy sexual appetite, like Chaucer's wife of bath. Chaucer also uses a similar word quente, the trans of which my beloved english prof "could not bring [herself] to say even in these liberated times". So not poo then... wee just means small, as i suspect you know. UC gerrard - I have a similar tale about Richard Thomson, but it's not ED based so i'll desist...

Tarynlondon - welcome to the new economics. Every time an indie shopkeeper hears a story like yours s/he whispers "One more of us; one less of them." Have a cheery and local shopping day. UC

Olivia Coleman lives in ED? I have to say, despite her impressive comedic talents, I'd find it a bit awkward bumping into someone I've seen in her birthday suit. Call me prudish...

A chorus line part in a teatime soap about scousers nearly twenty years ago? Now that's what i call famous!

Fit like ma wee quine? Not at all - it's just that I think fame has to be a combination of recognition and respect. Liddle fails the second, and only barely scrapes the first. BTW I do hope your name refers to a Doric provenance; otherwise it's incredibly rude...

Puleese! Can we get over the idea that Rod Liddle is famous?

Best indian in London, James? Now there's a statement guaranteed to generate some contentious opinions!

I'll back what Heatherlee says, with an added recommendation for their delivery service. They seem to do a lot more steaming than frying; the food feels much fresher and lighter. I don't speak mandarin so lets just say molto bueno.