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Great call LadyGooner. And there was you being all gloomy in Hoopers on Friday. Have to admit to turning the radion off when united scored. Just couldn't stand the six mins of nervous hell. Sounded like a brilliant game and the result makes the premiership race all the more interesting. Hots it up nicely.

Oi, Kel, are you suggesting that I am anything other than a perfectly chiselled Adonis? As far as I'm aware you have never seen me in the buff: don't be fooled by the scrawny cast-off clothing, the emaciated gait and sallow skintone. That's just my forum frontage. BOBFOC? Is that an acronym, or just a specialist forum swear word?

I would say less about perving on hot cock than appreciating the finer points of the classical male physique. Rather like I do every time I look in the mirror.

just to keep things in perspective, and in the service of balance and fairness, it must be pointed out that there might be some boys lusting lasciviously over the D&G beefcake and subsequent male totty.

I suppose at least we have gone above Hull!

That scene in The Accused is pretty unpleasant to say the least, JJF. Agree it is a fine film. So far I've posted a scene from a cartoon and one from a soppy romantic Hornby adaptation; So that you guys don't the impression I'm an unequivocal sap but rather a hard-nosed, square-jawed he-man with nerves of steel and pecs to match, here's a scene of infinite tension from with plenty of testosterone: Russian Roulette in the Deer Hunter (btw - I've never watched it to the end - I either cover my eyes or walk out the room.)

I have great affection for High Fidelity too D_C, and found so many reasons why I like it when looking for that clip. Amazed that I even went to see it after the sacrilege of having it set in North America rather than North London! As it happens I actually think its one of those rare cases when the film is better than the book. You have to go a few times round all the blocks of Edinbrugh in order to better the opening of Trainspotting

Just love this scene from High Fidelity. Sums up one of those low-key perfect moments that populates people's everyday life. Perfect Moment in Championship Vinyl

I just absolutely delight in this scene from the movie Ratatouille. The music is perfect, the comic timing spot-on, the camerawork (if you get what I mean) is terrific and the expressions exquisite. If you are not turned onto cooking after this, there is no hope. Making Soup

Dear Al&Em. For solace with your broken limb try mybrokenleg.com. My brother found it a relief when he had a nasty skiing accident and was holed up for a couple of months.

Hi Microbite, good to have you on board. (If you do fancy a run-in, ????s is a good bet - joined brawling and been tiffing ever since. Just post a comment about how all the bookies bring town the tone of the area. 2-to-1 says he'll bite);-)

Are there any Freddie Starr tickets left?

Talking of which, hasn't Eastenders gone off lately, ever since the demise of Dr. Legg. I ask you.

Actually, I reckon that Panorama is the same standard as ever, its just that I've got so much smarted that it seems dumb

*Bob*, you watched a shite programme all the way to the end just to report back to us how shite it was. How very noble of you sir.

Apparently you can use a well known ointment to "bazooka that veruca". But, if my exhausted memory is not playing those games again, is not a bazooka a brand of bubble gum

I once bought a well-known chocolate bar famous for having a "hazelnut in every bite" only to find that it was totally nut-free. As you can imagine I was royally racked off and ever since I've been stridently off topic.

With half-price booze

Mr. Levi Stubbs, sadly departed: The Four Tops - Baby I Need Your Loving

That's worrying, Anna. Was it the shorts?

but to confess would be too risky

Enters quietly: writes list and leaves face down on coffee table: Leaves, silently. Lulu Gayle from Corrie Vanessa Feltz

There was a young man with a crush...

Don't know how to say happy birthday in Gaelic, so grattis p? f?delsedagen (that's Swedish, don't ya know) All the best, Sean. see you soon.

Where should we draw the line?