citizenED
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All on the forum are bleating...
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The King of Rock and Roll - Prefab Sprout
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Muir claims that a huge number of white people moved out of London. I'm a white professional. I moved into London; It's better and safer than where I used to live. Many of the white people I know moved into London from elsewhere. I wonder what the statistics are?
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Oh, I've got that too, honest!
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Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
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What did you want to be when you were young and what do you do now?
citizenED replied to quirky's topic in The Lounge
then; I wanted to be an artist now; I am an artist (p!ss variety) -
When I bumped into you in the street
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I was caught in it on the way home, on my bike! Anyone seen a drowned rat before.
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"Home Economics" Bagpuss? surely for you, Food Tech.
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Apparently, according to as load of highly paid psychologists who spent many years studying this phenomenon* - the thing to do is break eye contact with the person heading towards you and look in the direction you want to go left or right. The other person will pass on the other side. *actually told to me by my brother one pissed up night. works though.
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Must admit, didn't see that coming - That new owner, Ashley, is a joke. I know it's his monet and all, but how much is he having to spend to pay off Allardyce? He'll be having to pay off Keegan pretty soon too.
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I can put my foot in my mouth.;-)
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the Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages in my home town of Stevenage used to be a Mr D'Eath. I kid you not.
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You're Beautiful - James Blunt
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*Bob* and Al's spawn
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Just watched Ken Loach's "Wind that shook the Barley". Still reeling from it. Powerful or what?
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Damn! I was hoping to take my little one in there soon follwing the advice that a baby was a surefire babe magnet. Foiled again.
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Up the Junction - Squeeze
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*takes deep breath* *mops brow* *..........* *sparks another dodgy continental fag*
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Doctor, Doctor - UFO (yikes!)
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*Clocks lion. Wonders if we are awaiting a witch* *Rummages in swag bag and pulls out some cheeses and cooked meats* *Plunges hands in pockets and pulls out croissants, butter and preserves* *Spreads it all out* Inspired by Mockney's audacious shagging in the corner, joins others in cocky fagging*
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Back in Black - AC/DC
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*waddles into the QR carrying contraband from Eurotunnel trip* *Stacks booze behind the bar* *Piles ciggies in the corner, then cracks open a packet and takes it out to the bike shed* *Hello, you two*
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Blue Monday - New Order
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Been done, ???? I'm afraid - you're fourthing it. How about money instead?