Ted Max

How's this? http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/01/36/27/1362787_f0a276f5.jpg

A trip to the temple. http://www.grogo.co.uk/Urban/slides/Neasden%20Temple.jpg http://www.wayfaring.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/neasden_20temple.jpg With some retail therapy afterwards... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/221413225_5e15bbee6b.jpg

weird staring = bit clumsy on the botox.

They see all from here. One of the little round ones is out on the balcony getting a bit of sun. They've even built a ladder to the sky for transporting dissenters. http://i46.tinypic.com/33m27b6.jpg

We gave the Zenorians a street and in return they gave us a Warehouse, and did fill it with all the wonders of the universe. And soon they broadcasted through their common consciousness the message, "The people of ED will buy any old shit" and then came traders from the Celestial, Eddeli and Mootoo planets, and made a killing. After a while some of them achieved Moderator status on the EDF where messages to keep spending were spread, and in time, all ED was under their command. Posters who suspected their true lizard-like identity were soon neutralised. Only the truth-teller Macroban was left, defying them with tales of impending doom and snappily linked research into public leasehold agreements. Yet Macroban too fell silent...

"Take us to your leader." "Actually, we don't have a leader as such, we're more a loose federation of all different sorts of people, bound together by the common chance of geography. There is admin and the moderators, I suppose, but I'm not sure they'd appreciate the extra workload. You could always put an ad on the Forum asking for a meet with a leader, or maybe start a thread. But do a search before you start one because it really pisses people off if you just go over the old 'hand over your first born, we are here to exterminate you' stuff again, because we had that with the Zenorians, and they all got banned and stuff." "Fuckin'hell, Dave. We're off to Vegas,"

"If the virus gets onto my hard-drive then the whole MI5 mainframe could go down" "You're sacked, idiot."

Just before Ireland's 18 year losing streak at Murrayfield, then?

The BASTARD. ?5??

See http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,197024,309834#msg-309834, Rosie.

"Last Activity: 23/11/2009 17:20" He hasn't gone that far.

Oh aye, one of my informants seems to have read a BlueRev post as one of ATBNHG's. They have been dealt with and the relevant dossiers updated. ATBNHG is/was/wasn't Honk. BlueRev is BlueRev. Tea Time.

(!?) Think you've got me confused. Hmm, not convinced. ATBNHG = Full time PR, part time DJ. Lived in Hackney and Manc. Lots of cycling stories and short thrift for crime scares = Honk - antagonistic posts about binlids. + Posting "Clint Eastwood in Nunhead" story on PB after seeing it on here. Not that I'm fussed, I quite liked Honk. (day three of the internet - low level stalking when bored. Otherwise called "reading previous posts")

Honk/ Lenk/ Penk is back. He's being all polite this time.

Hello Honk/Lenk/Penk, how are you? Nice to have you back.

I'll be in East Dulwich where the famous people never get old, But I'll still be dreaming of you Croydon.

I bet this lichen has an alga oven in it.

They're not necessarily direct competitors, Bob - why have you narrowed down to these two? The mini has a QWERTY keyboard which may help if you are a heavy texter, emailer or, indeed, poster to the EDF. It will also be a better telephone than the iPhone, which you will appreciate if you make loads of voice calls. And the camera's fantastic - better then the iPhone's. But its touch screen and UI is rated pretty poorly - meaning if you are a big user of things like music and other apps you may find it frustrating. The iPhone is... the iPhone. Very good at making web stuff, pictures, music, all that, very simple and easy to use. Poorish at being an actual phone (some say) and some also struggle with the keypad/ text option.

Men should not wear pink shirts to work. Pink is a girl's colour, yah @#$%&. Look at the state of this English mincer, turning up for work in his pink shirt. http://images.planetrugby.com/09/08/218x298/James-Haskell-Stade-v-Toulon-pink_2348433.jpg

I'm wearing some sombre jeans, a grave shirt, and a grimly determined cardigan. And it's all the beastly man's fault.

Cocking hell. Last week I had to visit London's Canary Wharf and all I needed for the day was a notebook, my iPod Touch, a Kindle and some keys. They all slotted snugly into a patent red zip-up bag by the young London menswear designer James Long, which I'd been given for my birthday last month. "Hi Charlie, it's Camilla on features - we met at Ludmilla's private screening of Josie's new short, yeah? Anyway, we're having a competition to see who can write the most Guardian article of all time. Can you have a think and pop something over by Monday? Thanks, darling."

Bateman you say? http://i46.tinypic.com/2pph2x1.jpg

One never asks a lady how she is acquainted with round the back of Wickes in Catford. But all the same...

Your bottom is no doubt a thing of beauty. Your bottom, though, after two days of flu pain, must be compromised.

It would be a bit remiss of me to pipe up and say, ?Soccer?s a stupid game for big stupid pooheads.? Would it be OK to say, "Normally I think soccer's a stupid game for big stupid pooheads, but as the World Cup is in my country of birth and that I thought I might try and get into it, but following recent events, I find myself confirmed in the opinion that soccer's a stupid game for big stupid cheating, chavvy, pooheads." Just askin' like. (Sorry PGC. This can't be doing the hallucinations any good at all. I've sent my elephant round to have a look and check you're OK)