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I personally am glad as a company director (I know , hard to swallow but...) that my hard evaded taxes don't go to paying these f*****s.. W**F *loving the Caymen Islands this time of year...*

I'll stick with Alker Seltzer.. More reliable every time... W**F *does "cheese" & cleans teeth*

Yeah point taken Snorkers Turn GC's into motocross tracks....... Now that's more like it.. W**F *pulls massive wheelie down College Road.....AAHHHHHHHH*

Oh, so she's in on "it" as well......right..... W**F *rubs chin...nods head*

Yeah and let the grass grow & hippies camp out on the 18th Wooooo ... smash the system man...zzzzzzzzzz

Who needs 3 i-pods? Oh yeah.......3 people (stupid question) W**F *ohh dear.....*

Ok ok ok I merely wished to offer support in a back handed way, to show Sandperson he was in my/others thoughts (and to give him something to think about whilst in clink) THAT IS ALL......honest

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Or has he been "bought in" for further inquiries.......? Lost keys , drum rolled...I mean there are limits "poor fella" Any info in strictest ....y'know W**F *taps nose...*

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If only the right sort of people could be > attracted into politics in the first place. > > Maybe we just don't pay them enough. > > Italy, for example, pays one of the highest > salaries - and they seem to be a pretty honest > lot. Ohh i did a lttle wee when I laughed so hard .... V.Funny W**F

Ergh Gone right off crisp bread now ,please dont tell me there is a breadstik routine, that would 'bout push me over the edge W**F

No it's our attention span really, "we" are groomed to live our lives in half hour episodes so we can't hope to focus on the BIG picture. All these "news" episodes are like eating at a buffet everyday, eventually it all tastes the same, merging into one bland but constant serving. Kind of....... W**F *examines coated tongue in the mirror....pulls down eye lid....counts grey hairs....again...sigh*

HMMMMMm Grrr W**F *think Terry Thomas*

I remember hearing the results of a public survey on "trust" on the radio sometime ago M.P's. Antique dealers & Second hand car salesmen were all rated in the same group....suprisingly W**F

Asset Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Greyhounds. Breed is thousands of years old. > They have a rough time, re-home one if you can - > they make fantastic pets. I have had a number of GH's as pets and they are amazing, I used to live right on the beach in Sussex & watching a pair of GH's at full pelt running circles in & out the sea at low tide is a sight to behold. Sadly we don't have the space for a large hound like this........but a whippet, now there's a thought. W**F

Yes indeed "economy with the truth" is very prudent however W**F

Lets hope they don't read the EDF then........ W**F *sirens sound in the distance......closer....& closer *

Oh my giddy aunt that is lame...... W**F *Goes back to reading The National Inquirer*

OOOps Be careful & get some independent advice , we had a camera stolen, my god it was like the spanish inquisition,interviews on the phone bla bla....and the police knew the guy "wot dunn it" Still they paid out (in vouchers) quite quickly Good luck though W**F

Andystar. Try these for size. Larry Watson. Montana 1948 (Small , powerful and very well articulated, he is a very special writer ) J. M .Cotzee. Disgrace ( This book still haunts me, it is definitely one of The best reads I have ever set my eyes on) Cormac McCarthy . The Road (Not particularly "chirpy" is cormac, but a great writer ) David Sedaris. Me talk pretty someday (very funny, dry , I have read two of his back to back which is rare) W**F

So the winds have calmed Oh bearded one...... Good now "go forth & multiply my son" & keep spreading the Gospel W**F *walks stooped along the type 2 m.o.t path of near Biblical stoney-ness*

Now apparently you can be over prepared for somethings. I went out the other night , naked wearing only a condom (ribbed strawberry flavour)walked into the pub to have a beer & "ready" for the mandatory end of evening shag......Well some people found my "readiness" a little shocking & off putting to say the least. I mean you just can't win either way sometimes! W**F *...Err.....*

.....and those who don't enter will not win....... statistically speaking which seems mad because I get letters everyweek telling me i have won lotteris & prize drawers that I haven't even entered.....Mad.....I am a Squillionaire now you know (on paper of course), oh yes , just waiting for those cheques..... any day now.....Ahhh mmmm W**F * checks letter box..............again, tum tee tum*

I was staying with friends in Crete last month, now the mongrel rules supreme there, generally a mix of god knows what though a strong Husky line running through them, matted dusty coat deriggour. Handsome looking, proper rangey mongrels with a slight mad/mean look to them. I would love to bring one back but with so many in need of homes here it seems unfair to do it. I have been onto the Battersea dogs home web site, (to many staffs there for sure )any recommendations else where for a "Rex or Laddy or even a Rover" W**F

thebeard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Huguenot Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > firstmate being reasonable and thebeard in > abusive > > personal post related to property shocker. > > > > Please stop attacking people, it's > embarrassing. > > Really. I take it people have seen the > > 'internet+anonymity=idiot' cartoon? Surely? How > > old? > > > > It would take a spectacular lack of intellect > to > > find this behaviour impressive. > > > > If people aren't sure how to tell if their post > is > > being personally abusive, the word 'YOU' is a > dead > > giveaway. > > > > I pity the torrent of abuse that's likely to > > follow. > > > > Reasonable ??? > > You?re a fine one to call me abusive when you have > previously started swearing at me on another > thread? > > Intellect of an unknown type me thinks? > > OK OK STOP all BUILDING work because of the dust? > > That?s impressive is it? > > When someone abuses the intellect of others by > posting nonsense? > > What exactly does your post add to the thread? > > YOU you YoU > > Ramble on ME ME ME aka (Huguenot). > > internet+anonymity=idiot' cartoon > > or internet+anonymity=free speech > > and removes the bull turd > > well maybe not in all cases! WOW I have a picture of moses parting a sea of rubble in my mind, cement bags & dust blowing everywhere..."YOU WILL LISTEN TOOOOOO MEEEEEEE" sounds out over the wind and noise..."YOU, YOU, YOU" W**F *it's an epic biblical story of morality in the making.......no really it is*