LegalEagle-ish

Ok guys - I have had a few PM's and I can say that all contents are covered by the confidentiality owed by a professional such as myself, so go buy The Star if you want cheap titilation, because you won't get that from me (I charge ?100 per hour incase you've forgotten). I'd also like to say I am kind of serious about this. I have had a lot of good lovers and my squirty orgasms were very popular (luckily for me!) so I have had a lifetime of good sex. I am a true feminist too and believe that all women deserve mind blowing orgasms and being worshipped as sexual Goddesses. Men need re-training and women need to understand how their bodies work. Maybe this is something I could help with.

I wondered where this had got to. Don't know why it was lounged, do you think admin thought I was joking around or something?

I was just thinking that seeing as how I've always been a bit of a slag and know more about sex and how to have multiple squirty orgasms than most people alive, I should pass this valuable knowledge on to others. If anyone wants to know how to have the kind of full-on orgasmic sex I was addicted to for years then they can pay me ?100 an hour to teach them. I am actually serious about this. I will help women or couples, men can take their arses off to Soho cos I won't deal with single guys, sorry. If you want me to give you a bit of help PM me.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > EvilLaugh Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Yeah and the people shaking all the plums into > a > > massive sheet. > > In a public park? Isn't that indecent exposure? Lol

I've gone right off her now Andy.

You missed it!

It's the kids dance competition to bashment - jerk chicken, sunshine, beer and Martell.

So dick Friday is when all the tits go out ogling dicks then?

So Tit Sunday is tha day when all the tits go out ogling breasts?

Cos she's cleverer than u (and me too as it happens) and she reads books instead of comics BBW.

Cos I've been giving her lessons!

I thought it was quite funny - but I'm an uncouth northerner, so what do I know?

I'm still waiting for the knight in shining armour that I was promised as a kid!

Hope your leg/s get better soon Rosie.

So do you stop them and ask where they were born?

I feel a bit cheated! I actually felt sorry for him and would have gone round to make sure he got wheeled out to the park if he needed any help. actually I hope he isn't real because then he wouldn't really be on his last legs!

Damn - you lot need to stop brawling in public! Was it the hot weather that got everyone a bit crabby? Come on now guys, lets all kiss and make up.

He seemed real to me. Has anyone ever met him?

He's horrible - why did the sight of his big fat arse get you all excited Anna_80?

Next drinks, we'll have to have a fart competition. Who wants to be a judge?

MP - did they wake the neighbours? Fanny farts - they are funny - you can do handstands to get one but they aren't very loud! If you could hear your friend's ones then she must be a bit special!

I'm feeling traumatised. People in my life just keep disappearing. What is going on??? *Bob*, Snorky, Maurice - come back. I can't cope with anymore heartache. I hope old Mo is alright tho, for real. He didn't seem very well.

If I can get my man's head under the duvet, before he does t=it to me, then I'm always pleased with myself!

Hehe - I think you may be right Mr Dog. His Alzeihmers makes remembering these key facts more difficult so his arse is probably black and blue by now!

Andy - you must be so proud!