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LegalEagle-ish

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  1. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha! Tony light blue touch paper and stand well > back. > > I hate Thatcher and all that she stands for and > when she dies and hopefully it will be soon I will > one of many thousands of people queuing up to > dance on her grave. Me too!!
  2. Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects! Good advice Mr Lush!
  3. I know my limitations, i just find it difficult to stay within them! I'm enjoying not drinking actually. It's nice but i need to find some interesting things to do on the weekends now.
  4. I'm ok, I'm not made of wood!
  5. I sort of guessed what that bit meant, but the shaking crows from nests bit kind of flumuxed me!
  6. bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or you could just do what most politicians do. > Just steal the first decent shirt you see off the > back of the public, the way David Cameron does. You getting deep on us there BBW?
  7. Pelvic floor exercises can help.
  8. Thanks Garden man, i run, cycle to work and kick arse in Taekwondo during the week, plus grow veg, but i was a bit of a party animal on the weekend, which is the bit i'm working on now. I need some interesting stuff to do on the weekend that doesn't involve alcohol!
  9. I'm glad you like it Mr. Watts!
  10. Lack of alcohol is seriously affecting my levels of boredom - sorry!
  11. Haha, that's what I thought, daizie my dear!
  12. The tan has faded and I've put a bit of weight on since this was taken.
  13. I'd like to introduce myself, my name is Miss Eagle; http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/fat-woman-outside.jpg Pleased to make your aquaintance Mr. Watts.
  14. No, this is the Matrix, none of us are real!
  15. Good at what tho Quids?
  16. Mr. Watts - we fine ladies of the EDF want you to post a photo to see what you're offering. One with clothes tho please at this stage!
  17. Haha, well I bet he's no Brad Pitt!
  18. I'm a pasty, fat, geezer-bird, nice to meet you Mr. Watts.
  19. That is indeed one of my prominent features!
  20. I'm going to try a zero alcohol drinks next weekend. I have avoided the pub for the past 2 weeks - but if I can go to the pub without drinking alcohol, I'll have my social life back!! I had to do the same when I stopped smoking. It took about a month before I could go to a pub without gagging for a fag. Edited to say - it might be highly amusing to watch other people get shitfaced for a change!!
  21. ???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shooters....blaggers....blah, blah........loot, > lolly, mooooolah.....blah, blah,........"you're > knicked sunshine".....blah blah > > Should give surbubanites plenty of masturbation > material for those autumn years in Ilfracombe.... > > oooh that scary year in SE22 Mabel > oooh I know darling Hehe
  22. I use paniers and fold my suit up in a way that it doesn't get creased. I have two panniers so if I have to get shopping on the way home, or need to take anything heavy to work, I use one for my suit and one for other stuff. I also leave a couple of pairs of shoes in my desk so I don't have to carry them! Got a shower at work too, so I look fresh as a daisy when I get to my desk.
  23. Haha, don't worry Keef, I come from a long line of 'my name is....'!
  24. I favour a hard flick on the ear to bring my kids into line - no embarrasing loss of control and it stings like hell, plus it gives them enough shock to snap them out of their naughty-whatever-they-were-doing to deserve the flick on the ear behaviour. If that fails then a sharp slap on the legs is sometimes nessesary as a last resort accompanied with loud fierce, 'NO' or 'STOP THAT' with or without 'you little shit', hissed between clenched teeth.
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