david_carnell

Herne Tavern (good garden come Summer)

Every little helps....

You should put up a notice in Le Chandelier - lots of gullible tea drinkers there.

Why can't we say v-i-a-g-r-a on the forum? Is Admin a Phizer employee?

Little blue pills that begin with a V and that the forum won't let you talk about.

I once was rather ill out of my bedroom window at my parents house after a rather debauched night. I hoped the rain would wash it away by morning.... ....not only did it not rain, I forgot that we had a porch directly under my window. The following morning, with a stunning hangover, I was handed a mop & bucket and had to confront my own diced carrot. Not pleasant. And following on from someone else setting their shoulder on fire....at the Reading festival when I was 16/17 and had consumed too much cider (I was a classy youth), and whilst attempting to change the gas cylinder on a calor stove to make myself a cuppa, I left the valve open which casued a high pressure stream of liquid gas to shoot across the campsite hitting the communal bonfire and causing an epic backdraft arc of flame to head back towards me. With liquid gas covering my arms I resembled Johnny Flame from the Fantastic5! Dropping the canister and kicking it away I extinguished myself with no lasting damage only to discover the still-on-fire gas canister had landed next to someones tent and was boring a hole through the side of it with a 10ft jet of flame. Cue much shouting, screaming and commotion. In an inebriated state emptying a 25ltr water cannister onto a gas fire did a big fat nothing. It eventually burnt itself out in the midst of burnt tens, hyperventilating drunken festival goers and onl-lookers doubling over with laughter. I now rarely go to music festivals. Or drink cider. Or use calor gas.

We ARE weirdos! And proud. Have you looked in the Quiet Room?! Sorry, what's that, you are the Quiet Room? Oh.

The manner in which an innocent image request can be suddenly subverted into pron beggars belief on occassion.... ....especially Xmas related! Oh, and Strawbs....no tugging on Santa's beard, OK?

Oh trust me, you should have seen some of the stuff that comes up (ahem) when google image filter is switched off!

Not exactly footweat for December is it?

*puts on finest Sid James voice* Ooh, what a lovely pear.

Do you think this is what scared the kids...? http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/rudolf_gimp_costume.jpg

TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll tell you on Friday if you're wearing your > outfit. ::o Hmmm....alright.....just to in case there's more than one Santa....this is me

Don't tell me you haven't been a good girl this year Tille?! Ooerr - I'm starting to worry myself now - that sounds quite creepy!

If I come dressed as Santa am I allowed more women to sit on my knee than at a normal forum drinks? Or at least not accompanied by threats of violence....

Higher. No, lower.

The reasons I'd consider Wilko for no10 if he was fit (and stayed fit) is because, defensively, he's outstanding. One of the hardest tackling fly-halfs out there. Which is why he's injured so much. And obviously his set piece kicking is second to none. But it could well be a backwards step. I wonder about playing him at 12 much like Henson for Wales. It would give Cipiani some defensive cover and allow us to have the world's best goal kicker still on the pitch. Plus Noon and Flutey are distinctly average at centre. But it's all moot. The man's out till after the 6 nations. Armitage looks decent at full back. Otherwise the entire squad could be swapped. And Keef, don't worry about being unfit, Matt Stevens gets to play for England and look at him.

microbite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have done that myself on many an occasion, > (usually followed by the word, "Wot is it made of > gold? I want it dancing for me at that price!", > there is something wrong about having to basically > take out a mortgage to get a decent piece of meat > nowadays that really bothers me (and have you seen > the price of a lump of cheese!), so we are now > going veggie/semi veggie, so its not only old aged > pensioners who do that anymore! Whilst feeling the effects of recession rather hard, I still shake my head when I hear people argue for cheaper meat. Our grandparents bought one large joint a week and made it last through frugal cooking and being shrewd. Cold cuts, stews, pies and casseroles all being employed to eek out meagre amounts of meat. Advocating lowering animal welfare standards and employing industrial farming methods to produce anaemic chickens at ?2.50 a pop though seems to be a false economy.

Hopefully there are other rugby fans on here. Now share your pain over just how bloody awful England are at the moment and what, if anything, Jonno can do about it? All is forgiven Wilkinson.....come back soon.....??? As I've discussed with another forumite, one of the players that has to go (only 5 changes to the elite squad are allowed) is Sackey. The man's not international class. If only Strettle was fit. But who else in/out? On the brightside, at least Wales gave the Aussies a beating.

For the love of god, how many more horrendous covers of that tune are we going to have to endure? As I read somewhere else and will now try and pass off as my own wit, oh the irony when the winner of xfactor has to sing the line: "....you don't like music, do you?"

I think Gary Jules might have difficulty sustaining that argument for Mad World

It isn't. It was merely a Xmas no. 1 - not the same thing at all.

From a festive album of utter brilliance: Phil Spector may be a loon but good god, the man can produce a song.

Jah - how were the Handsome Family? I'm very jealous I didn't get to go.....hope it was a good 'un. Anyhoo....have some Kenny Anderson. Because he deserves a greater audience than he gets, because he's excellent and because I know some people will like it....

I'm no longer a football fan. Oval shaped balls only for me from now on... I bloody knew it.... COCK!